More To Come- May 29, 2008 A note on the blog's silence: I was asked to do some writing for another publication, so that's what I've been doing. I'll let you all know what and where you can find it, hopefully within the next couple of...http://tomburka.com/archives2/2008_05.php#001105 How Hillary Can Win- May 20, 2008 DANCE-OFF. Only music permitted will be Celine Dion, Fleetwood Mac, and Abba. BOWLING TOURNAMENT. Hillary will best Mr. Obama's recent and pathetic score of 36 while blindfolded with an American flag, drinking shots of bourbon that have been aged in casks of Mississippi oak, brewed in big Southern States, with one hand fastened behind her back with stout New England twine. . . . .http://tomburka.com/archives2/2008_05.php#001102 Fossella To Spend More Time With One Of His Families- May 15, 2008 Congressman Vito Fossella, who was recently arrested for driving while intoxicated, announced today that he will resign from Congress "in order to spend more time with one of his families." Fossella made it clear that he had not yet decided which family he was planning on spending more time with, but told reporters that he would have time to reflect upon the question during an upcoming prison stint.http://tomburka.com/archives2/2008_05.php#001099 A Tale of the South- May 14, 2008 I'm a little late mentioning it, but my good friend Gilbert King just came out with a fascinating book about a poor young man who has the unfortunate distinction of being the only man in American history who was executed...http://tomburka.com/archives2/2008_05.php#001097 |