bromasConfucius say: Man who sleep with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.ouch.- January 16, 2004 &182; Two guys walked into a bar...you'd think the second one would've ducked. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender turns to the sandwich and says, "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't serve food." &182; A priest and a...http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/bar.php Aminals- January 16, 2004 &182; Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over and says, "Gee, don't you think it's hot in here" and the other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!! &182; Two fish are in a tank. One says to the...http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/fauna.php Ficdoe- January 16, 2004 &182; How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution. &182; How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb Seventy-six: one to change the...http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/lightbulb.php |