Bitch-Sessions.comNew York, Los Angeles, and everything in between.Popcabulary- (Found July 15, 2008 ) Wurd of the Day Popcabulary - Phenomenon in which the names of pop artists creep into the personal and business vernacular. Popcabulary is usually observed in the written form, in such examples as the following: Example 1: Interoffice email Stevie: I don't believe she wanted to express that in the meeting - such an opinion would make her a bit of an outkast. Example 2: Instant message Julia: i was JUST thinking the same thing Jen: OMG we are SO N'Sync Example 3: Instant message Dan: should we...http://www.bitch-sessions.com/archives/2004/06/popcabulary.html My Dad Made Me Shit On My Favorite National Monument- (Found July 15, 2008 ) The day after my father died I searched for a sign - a sign that he was okay; a sign that I would be okay; a sign that any part of the whole damn universe was still okay. In the midst of all my terror and confusion, Im pretty sure any old sign would have done. But on that day my Dad sent me an honest to God S-I-G-N. A sign too real, too pure and too sacred to try and put into words. But from that time on, I have known my Dad is with me. I feel him...http://www.bitch-sessions.com/archives/2003/03/my_dad_made_me_shit_on_my_favorite_national... The Stiff- (Found July 15, 2008 ) A victim of overly-ambitious scheduling, I dashed out of class a few weeks ago, late for a concert. I hailed a cab on 6th Avenue and 12th Street, and proceeded north ten blocks, where we were halted by a stoplight. A 50-something Asian woman approached the passenger window, and the cab driver lowered it. The woman shouted something unintelligible and motioned with her hands as if she were expecting something. I thought nothing of it, until my driver responded. No! I know you! You do this to me..http://www.bitch-sessions.com/archives/2003/03/the_stiff.html The Thong and I- (Found July 15, 2008 ) Ten months ago I joined The Widows Club. Now this is truly one of the shittier sororities to belong to. For months I walked around feeling as if I had a huge black W tattooed on my forehead. Being the extra person at dinners and movies at the insistence of your friends is both a wonderful and an awful thing wonderful that you have friends willing to drag your ass out of the house and awful being an intruder in a couples world. I never imagined myself in this role, let alone at 54. Take it from.http://www.bitch-sessions.com/archives/2003/03/the_thong_and_i.html The Not-So-Magic Kingdom- (Found July 15, 2008 ) A few years ago while on a road trip to a friends wedding, I happened to pass through one of my many formers towns of residence, Virginia Beach, VA. Feeling nostalgic, I decided to drive by my familys old house. I had fond memories of that house on Wivenhoe Way. I remembered it to be a grand, luxurious two-story home, located on a sprawling, beautifully manicured lot. Its amazing what 18 years can do to a memory, as the house that was a palatial estate in my mind, turned out in actuality to be..http://www.bitch-sessions.com/archives/2003/04/the_notsomagic_kingdom.html Neigh-Ho- (Found July 15, 2008 ) Wurd of the Day Neigh-ho (pronounced NAY-ho) - a person who refuses to leave the confines of her neighborhood, limiting her existence to a 10-block radius because she believes it's the best place on earth. Symptoms include evaluating social invitations based on their cross-streets and insulting anyone who even mentions the Upper West Side. (Wurd courtesy of the Goal Girls.)...http://www.bitch-sessions.com/archives/2003/04/neighho.html IM-nesia- (Found July 15, 2008 ) Wurd of the Day IM-nesia: The act of receiving a reply to an instant message so long after your original message that you have absolutely no idea what you were talking about in the first place....http://www.bitch-sessions.com/archives/2003/04/imnesia.html Three Times a Lady- (Found July 15, 2008 ) A few months ago, I was on a cross-town bus headed towards the East Village. When we got to Astor Place, a young couple boarded. The girl young, blond, and barely 21 did not have enough money for the fare. As she scrounged through her purse and her boyfriend emptied his pockets, I leaned across the aisle and offered her some coins. She enthusiastically thanked me and paid her fare. As the bus plunged ahead down 8th Street, I gazed out the window, pleased with myself for my good deed. The girl.http://www.bitch-sessions.com/archives/2003/04/three_times_a_lady.html Premature Articulation- (Found July 15, 2008 ) Wurd of the Day Premature Articulator: A person who, when engaged in conversation, incorrectly finishes the sentances of the person they are conversing with. The motivation behind this varies, but usually is a result of a failed attempt to seem more intelligent and informed than they actually are. (Wurd courtesy of Gxxp.) My new manager is the WORST premature articulator that I've ever run into, and is actually the inspiration behind this wurd of the day. Every conversation we have reads like a.http://www.bitch-sessions.com/archives/2003/04/premature_articulation.html Chivalry is Dead, and I am an idiot.- (Found July 15, 2008 ) I don't know anything about cars. I mean...I drive one, so I know how to do that. I can put gas in it, though I've proven that I lack skill at that as well. Carba-what-a-rator Transmission who I'm absolutely clueless, and I knew that it was only a matter of time before this cluelessness was put on display for all to see. Hence my little incident last week. At about 9:30 PM last Wednesday evening, I pulled into my parking spot at home. I turned off my car and started to head off, dreaming of a...http://www.bitch-sessions.com/archives/2003/05/chivalry_is_dead_and_i_am_an_idiot.html |