morons.org headlinesmorons.org is dedicated to exposing the insanity and stupidity in the world, giving those who purvey it the ridicule they so desperately deserve with news commentary, rants, career morons spotlights, and historical archives of morons in history.Campaign News: Obama's June Fundraising- July 17, 2008 Just a couple quick updates... Tonight is quick because it's my birthday Money, It's a Hit Today, Camp Obama released its fundraising totals for the month of June. The haul $52 million. The average donation was $68, and the total amount more than doubled McCain's haul of only $2http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7875 Campaign News: Obama on Iraq and the Dow Drops- July 15, 2008 Meanwhile, Bush fiddles... Iraq Today Obama gave a major speech on his Iraq policy and overall strategy for dealing with the middle east and restoring America's prestige. Highlights include a reaffirmation of his commitment to getting our troops out of Iraq within 16 months...http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7874 WTF: Seriously The New Yorker, WTF- July 14, 2008 We should nuke the punditry from orbit. It's the only way to be sure... What In what is a very terrible bit of "satire," the cover of the new The New Yorker features Barack and Michelle Obama dressed up like terrorists. Personally I found it to be very offensive. If you want to satirize the lies and smears being...http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7873 Random: Stories We Missed on Jul. 07, 2008- July 10, 2008 Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jul. 07, 2008 but didn't make it into actual stories... This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril, floods, or hangovers. It has not yet been reviewed by a...http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7871 Morons in the News: McCain Says What- July 10, 2008 If he keeps this up I'm going to have to start preparing article titles ahead of time... Social Security It turns out McCain hates Social Security: "Americans have got to understand that. Americans have got to understand that we are paying present-day retirees with the taxes paid by young workers in America today. And that's a disgrace....http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7872 Morons in the News: R.I.P. 4th Amendment- July 9, 2008 1791-2008... FISA Today the Senate passed the FISA capitulation bill by a vote of 69-28. 22 Democrats, including Senator Obama, voted for this bill which eviscerates the 4th amendment by allowing warrantless surveillance of the communications of American...http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7870 Campaign News: Obama and Iraq- July 7, 2008 No he has NOT changed his position... Last Thursday there was a huge kerfuffle over Obama saying that he would meet with generals to "refine" his Iraq policy. The media and in particular the McCain campaign jumped on that statement to mean that Obama was changing his position on Iraq,...http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7869 |