College TimesStories from the current online edition of College Times.Greg Norman Never Learned the Heimlich- July 31, 2008 Is it better to have tried, and choked, than never to have tried at all I find myself asking this question more than usual lately, as a number of notorious two-handed-neck-huggers have made runs at shaking their notoriety lately. Greg Norman, the 53-year-old golfer nicknamed The Great White Shark, made quite a splash last week - especially among the sports world, proponents of plaid pants and the Viagra generation - by making a serious run at becoming the oldest player ever to win a major...http://www.ecollegetimes.com/news/2008/07/31/Blogs/Greg-Norman.Never.Learned.The.Heimlich-... Top Ten Entertaining Spam Messages- July 31, 2008 Sometimes the best comedy is in your spam box.http://www.ecollegetimes.com/news/2008/07/31/Top10s/Top-Ten.Entertaining.Spam.Messages-339... Snob chic- July 24, 2008 From A to Z, Giorgio Armani to Ermenegildo Zegna, luxury brands have one thing in common: They cost an arm and a leg. In fact, considering the ever-shrinking buying power of the dollar, make that two arms, a leg and a few toes. The "Sex and the City" movie underscores the point.http://www.ecollegetimes.com/news/2008/07/24/Style/Snob-Chic-3394369.shtml Court to FCC: Get real- July 24, 2008 Whatever Janet Jackson does in the remaining time she has in this world, she probably can't alter the first sentence of the obituaries that will run when she departs it. Unless she becomes a serial killer or a Nobel Peace Prize winner, she will forever be remembered for her bare right breast.http://www.ecollegetimes.com/news/2008/07/24/Blogs/Court.To.Fcc.Get.Real-3394393.shtml Top Ten Bizarre Things Men Have Been Caught Having Sex With- July 24, 2008 Any port in a storm righthttp://www.ecollegetimes.com/news/2008/07/24/Top10s/Top-Ten.Bizarre.Things.Men.Have.Been.C... Top Ten Embarrassing Animal Attacks- July 24, 2008 Not everyone can be attacked by a cougar.http://www.ecollegetimes.com/news/2008/07/24/Top10s/Top-Ten.Embarrassing.Animal.Attacks-33... Top Ten Things I Wish I Had Created- July 24, 2008 One idea too late...http://www.ecollegetimes.com/news/2008/07/24/Top10s/Top-Ten.Things.I.Wish.I.Had.Created-33... McDuffy's is friendly and cozy; just like home- July 24, 2008 A comfortable atmosphere with even more comfortable prices; that’s what McDuffy’s Grille in Chandler is all about. Imagine a place with both indoor and outdoor seating, drink specials on the daily and even a free shuttle service for those who have tipped back a few too many.http://www.ecollegetimes.com/news/2008/07/24/Nightlife/Mcduffys.Is.Friendly.And.Cozy.Just.... Even Brothels are Feeling the Money Crunch- July 24, 2008 We suppose no business is truly recession-proof. Even the business of sex.http://www.ecollegetimes.com/news/2008/07/24/Sex/Even-Brothels.Are.Feeling.The.Money.Crunc... What's with all the pluralizing- July 24, 2008 Destroying the English language one word at a time.http://www.ecollegetimes.com/news/2008/07/24/Blogs/Whats.With.All.The.Pluralizing-3392351.... |