News Stories from Rumandmonkey.comRumandmonkey.com hosts an eclectic range of articles and Web toys. This is its satirical news feed.(Untitled)- (Found June 29, 2008 ) NEW YORK -- The business world is excitedly chattering about a new IPO today by the Edible Gentlemen Corporation of Manhattan, a rapidly growing business whose popular line of edible gentlemen include Victorian, Edwardian and Highly Eccentric Dandy flavors. Their famous slogan - "bite the head off a real man, but for heaven's sake be polite about it" - has made them the snack of choice in certain quarters of Great Britain, who approve of their gentrified approach to brutal cannibalism. Tony...http://rumandmonkey.com/news/ |