john robert boynton: Political/Political Humorlicentious radio(Untitled)- October 7, 2003 I'm opposed to the death penalty in principle. And, in principle, I think it's a bad idea to fire people who have made a mistake -- as long as they can learn from it. But I can't think of any penalty too strong for the people who allowed Iraq's various nuclear facilities to be looted. I would want this to go through the court system, with full due process, but somebody's head should be cut off, preserved, and stuck on a pole on the White House grounds. And maybe all their nuclear (ha ha)...http://radio.weblogs.com/0102813/categories/politicalPoliticalHumor/2003/10/07.html#a2130 (Untitled)- October 6, 2003 The Top Ten Conservative Idiots (No. 129) democraticunderground.com: "Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction." (Dick Cheney, August 26, 2002). "Right now, Iraq is expanding and improving facilities that were used for the production of biological weapons." (George W. Bush, September 12, 2002). "If he declares he has none, then we will know that Saddam Hussein is once again misleading the world." (Ari Fleischer, December 2, 2002). "We know..http://radio.weblogs.com/0102813/categories/politicalPoliticalHumor/2003/10/06.html#a2129 (Untitled)- October 6, 2003 Schwarzenegger and Nazi stuff.... Usually, any mention of Nazis and Hitler just perverts a conversation beyond any hope of usefulness. Usually it is right-wing extremists who try to stop the conversation at that point. It's pretty clear that Schwarzenegger didn't admire Hitler for killing millions of people. On the other hand, Schwarzenegger admired Hitler for his rise to power, and for his speaking style. And Schwarzenegger wanted to be like that himself: "like Hitler in the Nuremberg...http://radio.weblogs.com/0102813/categories/politicalPoliticalHumor/2003/10/06.html#a2127 (Untitled)- October 6, 2003 The recall started out as a joke, and now it's a bad joke. To raise the level of ridiculousness, we propose the following: First, count the number of reasonably probable gropes Mr. Schwarzenegger has copped in the last period of time. We say go back to his second film -- giving him his weight-lifting career for free, and one film where he could have learned how to behave in a civil society. Second, give that many of the top recall candidates (based on the final vote count) a free feel-up of..http://radio.weblogs.com/0102813/categories/politicalPoliticalHumor/2003/10/06.html#a2126 (Untitled)- October 6, 2003 Bush to Sharon: "Cut that out! The 'War on Terrorism' is my war, to get me elected. Don't you go poaching my Wars."http://radio.weblogs.com/0102813/categories/politicalPoliticalHumor/2003/10/05.html#a2125 (Untitled)- October 5, 2003 So Kay claims he's found secret laboratories for WMD in Iraq. I'm perfectly willing to think that Saddam had all kinds of things. But I'm not willing to trust Kay. Kay was finally forced to shut up when his early claims were proven to be phony, and hyped. Now he makes more claims. Excuse me... why should I presume his current claims aren't phony or hyped I just read newspapers, so I don't have first-hand information about whether these claims are true. What I have is first-hand memory of...http://radio.weblogs.com/0102813/categories/politicalPoliticalHumor/2003/10/05.html#a2124 (Untitled)- October 5, 2003 Suddenly, anything The Groper 'cannot recall' is untrue. How is it plausible that his memory about these things is suddenly perfect, and all of these women are liars I thought Schwarzenegger claimed he was the liar -- about gangbang sex, backstage sex, drugs, and all the "yadda yadda".http://radio.weblogs.com/0102813/categories/politicalPoliticalHumor/2003/10/05.html#a2123 (Untitled)- October 5, 2003 "Electing a governor who might have committed a crime is obviously going to distract the state from the important work it has to do." --Gray Davishttp://radio.weblogs.com/0102813/categories/politicalPoliticalHumor/2003/10/05.html#a2122 (Untitled)- October 5, 2003 "Win One for the Groper" --Maureen Dowdhttp://radio.weblogs.com/0102813/categories/politicalPoliticalHumor/2003/10/05.html#a2121 (Untitled)- October 5, 2003 Yeah, that's a good idea: bomb Syria. They're "terrorists", after all, and everybody knows from CNN that we're in the middle of a "War on Terror" (that will go on forever, or until the last Bush's last term in the White House). Maybe The Dimwit will help Israel conquer Syria. Wouldn't that put a stop to terrorism, once and for all.... If our troops in Iraq are just "flypaper" -- sitting-duck targets to attract terrorist bombers -- why not try to get the Palestinian suicide bombers to go after.http://radio.weblogs.com/0102813/categories/politicalPoliticalHumor/2003/10/05.html#a2120 |