Scribd Feed for category: HumorThis is a feed for documents in the category HumorMatthew Guglietti- August 15, 2008 Matthew Guglietti Matthew Guglietti Guglietti, Matthewhttp://www.scribd.com/doc/4777643/Matthew-Guglietti Heidi Dale- August 13, 2008 Heidi Dale Heidi Dale Dale, Heidihttp://www.scribd.com/doc/4742544/Heidi-Dale Xmas Party Troubleshooting- August 13, 2008 TROUBLESHOOTING FOR XMAS PARTIES SYMPTOM Feet cold and wet. Feet warm and wet. Drink unusually pale and tasteless. Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. Mouth contains cigarette butts. Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. Floor blurred. Floor moving. Room seems unusually dark. Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures. Everyone looks up to you and smiles. Drink is crystal-clear. Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize...http://www.scribd.com/doc/4734897/Xmas-Party-Troubleshooting Toilet cleaning instructions- August 13, 2008 Instructions for cleaning the toilet: 1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 18 cup of animal shampoo. 2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet. 3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid. 4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat..http://www.scribd.com/doc/4734846/Toilet-cleaning-instructions Traffic Question- August 13, 2008 Traffic Question Most men will get this right! You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, with double lines, and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 21 miles, or do you break the law and pass Which is the correct choice Scroll down... Why take unnecessary riskshttp://www.scribd.com/doc/4734733/Traffic-Question True Friendship- August 13, 2008 "True" Friendship None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this cardJust the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the fuking bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge...http://www.scribd.com/doc/4734694/True-Friendship Chuck Norris Jokes- August 13, 2008 Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered..http://www.scribd.com/doc/4724490/Chuck-Norris-Jokes frog leap- August 12, 2008 Exchange the position of the frogs at both sides. Those with IQ higher than 50 should be able to finish this h sides. ble to finish this within 3 minuteshttp://www.scribd.com/doc/4701834/frog-leap Nicknames- August 11, 2008 NICKNAMES: If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY: A man...http://www.scribd.com/doc/4674052/Nicknames ( Ebook) Libro - Totti e le barzellette- August 10, 2008 Totti e te barzellette di Maurizio Costanzo Per settimane, anzi per mesi, siamo stati rincorsi da barzellette che avevano come protagonista Francesco Totti. stata un'invasione, pi o meno come accadde tempo addietro per i carabinieri. Secondo una leggenda metropolitana, il campione era assai dispiaciuto e un po' risentito di essere costantemente oggetto di risate e prese in giro. Certo, nessuno mai contento se gli altri si divertono a metterlo in ridicolo. per anche vero che si oggetto di...http://www.scribd.com/doc/4665745/-Ebook-Libro-Totti-e-le-barzellette |