Feureau.comBrother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime. His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up. Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take," I said "Doctor, to relieve this bellyache," I said.A Bad Liar- September 16, 2008 I'm a bad liar. It's true. In real life, I'm a bad liar. I can't even pull a bluff right. I can win in a poker game by mathematical chances, but not by pulling a bluff. They can always see thru my lies. In business negotiations, my business acumen can pound down a deal to pulp, but I cannot bluff my way to a deal. This is proven by the number of deal I've blown. I feel this is a disadvantage towards me. There is something about truth that I cannot do in person. I can lie in a comic strip, I.http://www.feureau.com/2008/09/bad-liar.html Cell Phone Issues, again.- September 14, 2008 Long have I questioned the need for the Mobile Phone. At one point, I managed to switch off my Cellphone for a couple-a months. However, it was not to fruition. On three days, I got five separate complain from five different people on how they couldn't get in touch with me. This was not true. I still check my e-mail regularly and my blog is always up. However, the complains got so bad, I switched on my cellphone again. To my disdain. It means I had to get hooked into communicating to..http://www.feureau.com/2008/09/cell-phone-issues-again.html Seven years ago: Jon Stewart, Sept. 20, 2001- September 12, 2008http://www.feureau.com/2008/09/seven-years-ago-jon-stewart-sept-20.html Large Hadron Collider is activated- September 10, 2008 Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station! Scientists have switched on the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), the device they hope will unravel some of the remaining mysteries of the universe. At 9.30 am local time (8.30 am British Summer Time), 300 feet below the Franco-Swiss border near Geneva, the most powerful particle accelerator ever built became fully operational. Daily TelegraphOhnoes! Teh Earthicans switch on their giant boom boom machine!! Doom! DOOM!...http://www.feureau.com/2008/09/large-hadron-collider-is-activated.html Composition in Wood, Steel, and Stone 1- September 10, 2008http://www.feureau.com/2008/09/composition-in-wood-steel-and-stone-1.html Charles Schultz Philosophy- September 10, 2008 The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the 'Peanuts' comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read this straight through, and you'll get the point.Name the five wealthiest people in the world.Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.Name the last five winners of the Miss America.Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.Name the last decade's worth of...http://www.feureau.com/2008/09/charles-schultz-philosophy.html Not again, digg...- September 9, 2008 Digg's intrusive ad is back!http://www.feureau.com/2008/09/not-again-digg.html Learn The Yang Cheng-fu Tai Chi Form Here Free- September 6, 2008 This is the third time windows crashed my Safari and made me post this three times. While I moved to a mac. My renderer's licenses are still on my windows box. I'm too lazy to have them moved to the mac. Besides. Macs are not for render slaves. Let's leave those dirty work to the windows. Anyway, It's been a while since I practiced Tai Chi. And I decided it's time to take it up again. A search on google yielded some AOL-age websites, offer for monetary exchange to learn this practice, and some.http://www.feureau.com/2008/09/learn-yang-cheng-fu-tai-chi-form-here.html Re: The Blasphemy Challenge- September 6, 2008 From the Recommended for You section of my YouTube main page: I don't know what to say... Recommended for me by youTube's algorightm! Dear God! The other two recommendations are: This Atheists 10 Commandments, and Pissed Catholic Mother.http://www.feureau.com/2008/09/re-blasphemy-challenge.html |