Dr. Omed's Tent Show Revivalfeaturing Dr. Omed's Patented Oil of Prosody and the dancing Elders of the Seventh Day Atheist Aztec Baptist Synod. Fair and Balanced since 8/14/03 00:12AM GMT(Untitled)- February 28, 2008 Today is 13 Imix 9 K'ayab, 12.19.15.2.1 Only 1759 shopping days until 13.0.0.0.0, 4 Ahau 3 K'ank'in. The Burden It is so vast it is too small to see. It is too light to lift and so heavy it lifts us up. It is so dark we cannot fail to see it. It is so dazzling we are struck blind. It takes so long blink and you'll miss it. It moves so fast it will never catch up with itself. Eons shoot past it like it was standing...http://blogs.salon.com/0002296/2008/02/27.html#a1878 (Untitled)- February 12, 2008 Today is 11 Kimi 14 Pax 12.19.15.1.6. Only 1774 shopping days until 13.0.0.0.0, 4 Ahau 3 K'ank'in. Explanation is not a task of the poet or the prophet. Rabbi Ishmael Immanuel ben Sheba I can't believe in a god that doesn't know how to dance. Prophet Joseph Smith Give me back my broken night my mirrored room, my secret life it's lonely here, there's no one left to torture Give me absolute control over every living soul And lie beside me, baby, that's an order! Give me crack and anal sex.http://blogs.salon.com/0002296/2008/02/12.html#a1877 (Untitled)- February 9, 2008 The Return of RAT FRIDAY The (Last) Year of (George W.) the Rat(bastard) I'm gonna wash that rat right outta my hair,I'm gonna wash that rat right outta my hair,I'm gonna wash that rat right outta my hair,And send him on his way. Wash him out, dry him out,Push him out, fly him out,Cancel him and let him go! I'm gonna wash that rat right outta my hair,And send him on his way. Dr. Omed has noted the spread of the meme "Friday Cat Blogging" wherein a blogger posts a picture of..http://blogs.salon.com/0002296/2008/02/08.html#a1876 (Untitled)- February 8, 2008 Today is 7 Ik 10 Pax, 12.19.15.1.2. Only 1778 shopping days until 13.0.0.0.0, 4 Ahau 3 K'ank'in. He who makes an enemy of the earth makes an enemy of his own body. Andres Xiloj I usually solve problems by letting them devour me. Franz Kafkahttp://blogs.salon.com/0002296/2008/02/08.html#a1875 |