Pesky the RatCommentary from a rodent's perspective on the pressing issues of the day.(Untitled)- February 20, 2003 Pesky the Rat has moved! All new stories from Pesky the Rat will be published only at http:www.peskytherat.com Please update your links, or Janet the Snake will eat you.http://www.peskytherat.com/pesky/2003/02/19.html#a173 (Untitled)- February 18, 2003 Osama Bin Laden working at Virginia mall As the nation turns its weary eyes to Iraq, mass murdererformer rich guy Osama Bin Laden has decided to use some of his newfound free time to earn extra money. Bin Laden, who used up most of his inherited fortune buying bombs, kalishnikovs, and low-quality video equipment, says he needed the extra money. "Yes, God came and spoke to me, and he said, Osama, you must earn extra money to vanquish the infidels. He said I must work at Hot Dog on a Stick. But..http://www.peskytherat.com/pesky/2003/02/18.html#a172 (Untitled)- February 18, 2003 The Rat relocates Pesky the Rat has relocated to http:www.peskytherat.com. If you see this url somewhere in your address bar, you're already here. Remember to update your links. Janet the Snake will come and eat you if you don't. Here's Susan the Human's for dummies guide to how she moved my weblog to this location, for those of you contemplating this yourselves.http://www.peskytherat.com/pesky/2003/02/17.html#a171 (Untitled)- February 17, 2003 Bush changes name to "Captain Neo", starts wearing one white glove on his right hand, moonwalks into Jell-o sculpture at White House party In what my be a symptom of the President's growing stress levels, George Bush today announced he is changing his name and will commence wearing a white glove on his right hand. Bush has chosen the name "Captain Neo" as a nod to his neoconservative roots, his love for fish, and his obsession with Michael Jackson (otherwise known as The Trifecta). Immediately..http://www.peskytherat.com/pesky/2003/02/16.html#a170 (Untitled)- February 16, 2003 Saudis offer to take direct payments from Americans, eliminating the need to drive around in ugly SUVs The Saudi monarchy offered a new option to Americans and others who have tired of driving around in massive, inconvenient, hard-to-park SUVs: convenient direct debit from your checking account. Prince Faisel of Riyadh says he came up with the idea after traveling to America and witnessing a 5'1'', 200 pound Pennsylvania woman nearly kill herself attempting to climb into a Humvee....http://www.peskytherat.com/pesky/2003/02/15.html#a169 (Untitled)- February 15, 2003 Disclaimer: I, Pesky the Rat, hereby disavow every foul-smelling letter written by this overrated, conniving, armless, fork-tongued garden hose. My agent and manager, Susan the Human, continues to force me to give her space on my weblog for "balance". Somebody please make her into a purse. Janet the Snake, SuperSexy Reptile Pundit, on why the UN are a bunch of weenies Ooooooh the poor little rodent is wetting his pantsss again. If he even wears any, the little sissy...http://www.peskytherat.com/pesky/2003/02/14.html#a168 (Untitled)- February 14, 2003 White House concerned North Korean missiles might eventually target states that voted for Bush White house policy analyst Ron the Echinoderm said today he and others in Washington are concerned about the growing threat from North Korea, and are worried that North Korean missiles might eventually reach Republican-leaning states. At the moment, the CIA believes North Korean missiles may have the capability to reach California and Hawaii. So far, however, no states that voted..http://www.peskytherat.com/pesky/2003/02/13.html#a167 |