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Mac attack: Westerner beaten in Bangkok Apple Store - April 30, 2007

When you order a MacBook Pro from an approved Thai dealer, you don't expect to be beaten-up and arrested in the store - but this is exactly what happened to an unfortunate Mango Sauce reader. Last Friday, I placed an order for a MacBook Pro, a 30' display and accessories at The APPLE Store in Siam Discovery Center, Bangkok. The total came to 188,000bt. Paid with a VISA Card. The APPLE employee would deliver the setup later. While waiting for the delivery at my condo, the APPLE salesperson,..
http://www.mangosauce.com/your_letters/mac_attack_westerner_beaten_bangkok_apple_store.php

Pattaya porn baron's eye-popping attorneys - April 28, 2007

Currently out on bail while Thai prosecutors decide his fate, Pattaya porno director John T. Bone has engaged the services of this impressive pair of ... ahem ... attorneys to help salvage his reputation. T. Bone's latest legal move comes after pornstar Mike South (AKA Michael Strother, 48 - a former NASA space shuttle engineer) accused him of filming underage performers in his Thai transvestite movies - allegations that the elderly pornographer strongly denies.
http://www.mangosauce.com/news/pattaya_porn_baron_attorneys.php

Sex-offenders register for Thai coyote dancers - April 25, 2007

The Thai government's "War on Pretties" entered a new phase yesterday as top cops were ordered to keep tabs on shapely coyote dancers by adding their names to a new sex-offenders register. Clad only in their trademark crop-tops and hot pants, the leggy lovelies might now be hunted down in fast-paced chases reminiscent of The Benny Hill Show.
http://www.mangosauce.com/news/sex-offenders_register_for_thai_coyote_dancers.php

Pattaya girl's disarmingly sexy arse - April 24, 2007

Thai chicks packin heat. My American, white bred, republican ass is sporting the largest erection I've had in my life just thinking about it. - Common Sense If Khun G were to lower her Von Dutch hot pants, Common Sense might find somewhere fitting to put it.
http://www.mangosauce.com/asian_babes/pattaya_girls_disarmingly_sexy_coverup.php

Thai girls with guns - April 23, 2007

A Thai bargirl's handbag always contains surprises but you don't expect to find a 9mm semi-automatic pistol. The scene is a Patpong beer bar and, with the obligatory bargirl perched on my lap, I'm enjoying a quiet drink with a chum. When the conversation turned to Seung-Hui Cho and the Virginia Tech shootings, our bouncy new friend dropped the bombshell that she too was packing.
http://www.mangosauce.com/thai_secrets/thai_girls_with_guns.php

Miss Thailand Universe & my glass-top coffee table - April 20, 2007

Aimee Morakot walked away with the 2004 Miss Thailand Universe title but her huge floral underpants failed to impress judges at the international final. Many commentators wrote her off as a pale-faced goody-goody but the resourceful Khun Aimee has confounded her critics with a sexy return to form. A sizzling photo-spread in FHM Magazine has now won her the coveted title of "29th sexiest woman in the world."
http://www.mangosauce.com/asian_babes/miss_thailand_universe_gets_sexedup.php

Conan's Thai restroom threesome - April 18, 2007

Many of us imagined that Conan's double-dunny exclusive would prove to be the last word on Thai toilet tomfoolery but the oversized Aussie actor has outdone himself once again. Goldilocks and the three bears might approve of this unorthodox arrangement and it wouldn't look out of place at the Eden Club but why would anyone else want to play restroom piggy-in-the-middle
http://www.mangosauce.com/thai_secrets/conans_thai_toilet_threesome.php

"I tattoo bargirls as a hobby" - April 17, 2007

Tatt2dude's creations don't hang in The Louvre but, for the price of a beer, you can admire them in any Pattaya go-go bar. Private viewings may also be available.
http://www.mangosauce.com/farang_life/i_tattoo_bargirls_as_a_hobby.php

Fat divorcee's Kenyan sex-safari - April 16, 2007

Fat Western women are divorcing their husbands and using the cash to buy Kenyan sex-safaris - according to Omwa Ombara of The East African Standard. Excited women, some as big as baby elephants have been arriving in Mombasa in droves - their pockets laden with alimony. They've been arriving in such large numbers that the taxi rank outside Mombassa Airport now serves the same purpose as the goldfish bowl in a Bangkok massage parlour.
http://www.mangosauce.com/sex/fat_divorcees_kenyan_sex_safari.php

Blog wars: Bangkok diplomat's own goal - April 13, 2007

"I saw him walking arm-in-arm with a girl that could only be described as a 2 dollar whore," writes Simon Peltier beneath an innocuous blog entry by Ian Proud, head of the British embassy's political section. When the thirty-eight year-old diplomat agreed to be a guest blogger on The Nation's website, he also let them publish this photo. Big mistake.
http://www.mangosauce.com/internet/bangkok_blog_wars_british_diplomat_hurt.php