Dr. Omed: The Dromedary Syndicateis a fictive but not fictitious collective of poets, artfucks, and cranks. We exist to inject chaos butterflies into the prevailing jetstream of copulating factoids. The Nikes and Archons of the Syndicate strive day and night to increase the viral memetic load in the precious bodily fluids of the World Wide Whee. The world is our petrie dish, and we add our mite to accelerate the processes of Lamarckian cultural evolution until the janissaries of corporate fascism cry UNCLE.(Untitled)- August 30, 2006 FLARF POEM COMPOSED ON A GOOGLE OF "WAR IS NOT A TIME OF JOY" Call President Bush for quick deployment of international force. Uphold the fragile cease&151;"The need is urgent," Bush said, "War is not a time of joy, These aren't joyous times. These are challenging times, and they're difficult times, and they're straining the psyche of our country," The President said. "Sometimes I'm frustrated, rarely surprised. Sometimes I'm happy." The President said. I..http://blogs.salon.com/0002296/categories/theDromedarySyndicate/2006/08/30.html#a1734 (Untitled)- August 24, 2006 FRESH SCISSOR DANCE (CLICK TO SEE LARGER IMAGE) and, an ape with angel glands, erased the final wisps of pain with the music of rubber bands. Leonard Cohen, The Master Songhttp://blogs.salon.com/0002296/categories/theDromedarySyndicate/2006/08/24.html#a1726 (Untitled)- August 24, 2006 Dr. Omed's 24-7 Sermonette: Get Your War On (To Win the Unwinnable War&133;) Have you ever noticed that whenever America makes war, a war declared in the media and not in Congress, a war against a word, an idea, a state of mind, a condition, or a category of nebulously defined behaviors, substances, or political entities, instead of a war declared and waged against a nation or nations, that these Wars On are conflicts which America never wins, or at least is rarely if ever the clear victor...http://blogs.salon.com/0002296/categories/theDromedarySyndicate/2006/08/24.html#a1725 (Untitled)- August 9, 2006 FLARF POEM COMPOSED ON A GOOGLE OF &147;FOG OF WAR&148; The fog of warconceals much morethan can be seen.In the fog of war,chips can fallin different ways.Why nothave surrogatesdo the fighting and dyingThe fog of war,of course,is thick.Clausewitz, and probablyevery military theorist since,has spoken of the fog of war&151;The difficultly of tellingwhat&146;s happeningwhen you&146;re in the field.The war happened,and then what happenedhappened, and the timing was just right&133;Tragic...http://blogs.salon.com/0002296/categories/theDromedarySyndicate/2006/08/09.html#a1721 |