Fancy RobotAll the Blog That's Fit to PostSupplements- February 28, 2007 Ah, remorseful babies, the MONKEY sees that you are feeling bad about inducing the MONKEY's heart attack, as you come bearing many strength building vitamins. While the MONKEY trusts the gentle yet firm care of his veternarians, he does appreciate...http://www.fancyrobot.com/2007/02/supplements.html Convalescence- February 26, 2007 Is that you, babies The MONKEY is ever so weak, what with his heart attack last week. He has been slowly convalescing, recovering his strength bit-by-bit. Rest assured, gentle-yet-devious babies, the MONKEY is filled with vim andor vigor, and will...http://www.fancyrobot.com/2007/02/convalescence.html Snowjob- February 20, 2007 huff puff Oh! Hello, babies. You've c...http://www.fancyrobot.com/2007/02/snowjob.html Monkey traps!- February 16, 2007 Ah. Here you are yet again, tauntful babies, skulking about the roofless, deteriorating Fancy Robot Dot Com manor, wherein is contained the MONKEY's unwitting prison. There is no Editor-In-Chief to be found, no Miss Sure-Thing infusing the hearts of today's...http://www.fancyrobot.com/2007/02/monkey_traps.html ...- February 15, 2007 (Oh, babies, The MONKEY is not talking to you. Now scoot. Skidaddle, you're not wanted here.) ... (Seriously. No way. After your cruel stunt yesterday, the MONKEY wants nothing to do with you. Get lost. Take a hike.) ... (The...http://www.fancyrobot.com/2007/02/post.html Day of Broken Hearts- February 15, 2007 Ahem, babies. The MONKEY has finally (finally) finished pawing through your 476 cruel valentines, and while he vowed around number 245 to never, ever, ever speak to you again, ever, he does have the following question that he can't help...http://www.fancyrobot.com/2007/02/day_of_broken_h.html Day of Hearts- February 14, 2007 Happy Day of Hearts, my dearest babies, the MONKEY is saying very sarcastically to you. The MONKEY still demands that you rue (see: yesterday), and can't understand why, if you refuse to repair the roof, shovel the snow, unlock the...http://www.fancyrobot.com/2007/02/day_of_hearts.html Sexy, sexy tours- February 13, 2007 Ah, there you are! Greetings, babies. Glad you returned. The MONKEY feared you might toddle off into the wintry wasteland, never to grace the MONKEY again. But you've reconaited, replete with help and warmth and sustenance, n'est-ce pas Oui Oui...http://www.fancyrobot.com/2007/02/sexy_sexy_freed.html hack cough hack- February 12, 2007 achoo! Salutations, babies, the weatherbeaten MONKEY is pleased you have finally - FINALLY - dropped by to see him. Yes, it has been many months, but the frostbitten MONKEY won't hold it against you. How is the shivering, frail MONKEY...http://www.fancyrobot.com/2007/02/hack_cough_hack.html |