Dangerous LogicBrandishing dangerous logic in the fight against dangerous stupidity.Monte Carlo + Redneck Riviera + Drunk 11-Year-Old Driving + Embedded Beer Ad = White Trash Wednesday!- August 23, 2007 Reuters has this story from last month: IAMI (Reuters) - An 11-year-old girl was charged with drunken driving after leading police on a chase at speeds of up to 100 mph that ended when she flipped the car in an Alabama beach town. A video camera in the police car captured the look of surprise on the officer's face...http://www.dangerouslogic.com/archive/001425.html In-Jokes Explained, 1- August 15, 2007 Bob & Tom often employ a kind of forbidden-joke shorthand. They regularly throw out punchlines that aren't themselves dirty, but, if combined with the rest of the corresponding joke, would bring the FCC down on them like the Hand Of God (or at least the Hand Of God-Botherers). For the whole joke behind "Where do you think they held the...http://www.dangerouslogic.com/archive/001424.html Another Angle On The Goose Creek "Bombers"- August 15, 2007 Maybe the two guys caught on their way to Naval Weapons Center Charleston had fireworks, maybe they had pipe bombs. They'll sort that out presently. What worries me at least as much about this story is that the Navy has its consolidated brig at the same base where they store nukes! Tags: Naval Weapons Center Charleston...http://www.dangerouslogic.com/archive/001423.html A Real Whiz-Bang Home Remedy- August 15, 2007 You've heard of the expression "Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining" How about "Don't piss in my ear and tell me I've got an infection" Listen to this clip from hour 1 of last Tuesday's Bob & Tom. It's White Trash Wednesday! Take the whole tour via the WTW blogroll on my sidebar. Tags: White...http://www.dangerouslogic.com/archive/001422.html You Can't Say She Didn't Give You Fair Warning- August 3, 2007 A woman gets picked up for DUI. Not newsworthy, right Happens all the time. Except in this case Jolene done went and advertised it: Amanda Lynn Bailey couldn't have picked a more appropriate shirt for her arrest on DUI charges. The 41-year-old is a dealer for the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Tampa. She was arrested July...http://www.dangerouslogic.com/archive/001421.html |