City LifeCity LifeTop 10 Reasons Cheney Shooting Was No Big Deal- February 17, 2006 10. Most Texans point to "only one beer at lunch" as the problem. 9. The average male resident of Kenedy County has 12 bbs in his ass. 8. Sure, face, heart, but most went harmlessly into his chest. 7. The quail feels pretty good about the whole thing. 6. After the people walking beside Cheney changed their shorts they were fine. 5. In a turnabout for administration, Cheney accepted responsibility without defending decision. 4. Morons shoot each other all the time. 3. Stable is good! 2..http://www.jroller.com/bobfoster/entry/top_10_reasons_cheney_shooting Top 10 Reasons It Took 22 Hours- February 14, 2006 It took the White House 22 hours to tell the press that Dick Cheney shot a hunting partner. Here's why: 10. Initially viewed as distraction from effort to save Social Security. 9. Responsibility for notification delegated to FEMA. 8. White House initially believed he'd shot a war protester and was busy casting Freedom Medal. 7. Initial spin "We're at war - there are bound to be casualties" didn't fly with test groups. 6. Attention diverted by futile effort to silence ranch owner by...http://www.jroller.com/bobfoster/entry/top_10_reasons_it_took |