Moonbeam's Fanfiction Predilections -- LiveJournalMoonbeam's Fanfiction Predilections -- LiveJournal - LiveJournal.comLessons in Diplomacy: 2 - Stalling Tactics- March 30, 2008 Dear Reality,Sure, it's an attempt to distract me from the real issue, I know... but you picked a good one. That new Knight RiderTransformers crossover at the_kittchen Excellent stalling tactic!But really, I'm just gonna take the fact that you are trying to divert me as acknowledgement that you are aware of my concerns. Now we just both need to be grown up about this and sit down at the negotiating table so we can work this out. I have faith that it's possible. And in the meantime, thank you...http://moonbeamsfanfic.livejournal.com/68369.html Lessons in Diplomacy: 1 - Offer to Negotiate- March 30, 2008 Dear Reality,I would like to discuss negotiating a truce with you, even if only temporarily. Really, things have gone on long enough - it's time for a change.Why do you do these things to me Why do you hate me so What did I ever do to you! Whatever it was, would it help if I say I'm sorry Because I am. I really, really am. Please forgive me!Please, Reality, have mercy upon me. I'm really not a bad person once you get to know me... surely you can give me a break just once in a while My teeth are.http://moonbeamsfanfic.livejournal.com/68240.html |