Peeling WallpaperYou won't learn a thing here. I promise.(Untitled)- August 23, 2006 Hiatus Peeling Wallpaper is on hiatus while I seek out some new adventures&133; See you back here in a few months. (check in at Something Itches for updates on my life and the stuff I find under the couch cushions)http://blogs.salon.com/0003174/2006/08/22.html#a476 (Untitled)- August 6, 2006 Bait and switch The ants march in, the ants march out. Across my kitchen countertop. In the morning with squinting eyes I can barely see them tiptoeing around the coffee pot. Little black ones. Tiny, really. Nevertheless...the ants march in, the ants march out. Hundreds of them. I go to the hardware store and purchase Raid brand Ant Baits. Raid, you know, kills bugs dead. Says so right on the packaging. Ant baits are tidy little houses of poison that fit snugly in corners where the ants..http://blogs.salon.com/0003174/2006/08/06.html#a474 (Untitled)- August 4, 2006 The Angry Blogger to the rescue Me: Hey, Angry Blogger. Good to see you again. Angry Blogger: Do I know you Me: Well, yeah. I created you, actually. AB: Hey, did you just hyperlink on me That&146;s very rude. Me: Sorry. Look, I know you only exist inside my head, Angry Blogger, but I&146;ve always admired you as a character, and I could really use your advice. AB: Is there something in this for me Me: Just my heartfelt thanks. AB: You couldn&146;t even spring for a prepaid Starbucks...http://blogs.salon.com/0003174/2006/08/04.html#a473 |