DavidologyDavidology - LiveJournal.comThe French Laundry of the now- May 30, 2008 The French Laundry of the now, Originally uploaded from my mobile by davidology. --Sent from my mobile, probably while changing lanes on the freeway.Please excuse any typos.http://davidology.livejournal.com/332335.html Norcal of the now- May 29, 2008 Norcal of the now, Originally uploaded from my mobile by davidology. --Sent from my mobile, probably while changing lanes on the freeway.Please excuse any typos.http://davidology.livejournal.com/332188.html Proof- May 28, 2008 My Roomba just looked at me and shutdown. Clearly, I'm the 5th Cylon.http://davidology.livejournal.com/331915.html They're Coming!- May 17, 2008 Hide the chillens! YOU GONNA GET RAPED TEH GHEY!Residents of the small Arkansas town of Eureka Springs noticed the homosexual community was growing. But they felt no threat. They went about their business as usual. Then, one day, they woke up to discover that their beloved Eureka Springs, a community which was known far and wide as a center for Christian entertainment--had changed. The City Council had been taken over by a small group of homosexual activists.The Eureka Springs they knew is..http://davidology.livejournal.com/331327.html photo.jpg- May 16, 2008 photo.jpg, Originally uploaded from my mobile by davidology. --Sent from my mobile, probably while changing lanes on the freeway.Please excuse any typos.http://davidology.livejournal.com/331169.html Seconds from Disaster- May 15, 2008 Okay, love the show, but don't want to be the subject of it. We were taking off from IAH to home. I'd kind of fallen asleep. I was awaken by a really loud noise and jolt. I woke up alarmed, but then just though,"Oh we must have just taken off; the jolt was the landing gear retracting."Well, no, apparently not. After seeing one of the flight attendants run down the aisle to look over my shoulder at the wing, I notice we're cloud level, and everyone's just a little too alert and...http://davidology.livejournal.com/330956.html tweet this- May 9, 2008 that's weird. i can't seem to find the option to have twitter notifications BURNED INTO MY FUCKING SCROTUM WITH A SALTY, HOT CATTLE PROD. if i could totally kill only two people this year, it would be the guy on the infomercials who talks about the importance of evacuating the 1200 pounds of leftover crap in your colon and the fraking twat monkey who thought giving venture capital to twitter was a good idea. ...and if i could get one more, i'd go after the person or persons who thought it would.http://davidology.livejournal.com/330386.html True Art- May 7, 2008 it's really the subtle nuances and attention to detail that makes a good game.Take, Grand Theft Auto IV, for example. It's the way your character hits every step going up and down the stairs that makes it special&8212;the way his head and shoulders gently move up and down as you walk; the way the illumination from your headlights casts shadows on your surroundings; It's the way your car's engine catches fire after too many crashes; the way the fire slowly expands from the engine compartment to..http://davidology.livejournal.com/330041.html Stickam: Reasons to use custom addresses- May 7, 2008 Stickam either had addresses stolen or someone sold addresses as the account I use specifically for Stickam (that I haven't used in forever, btw), is getting grips of spam all of a sudden. Unfortunately the addresses they're coming from are valid, so spam scores are low so Spam Assassin isn't blocking them. stickam >> devnullhttp://davidology.livejournal.com/329795.html yeah, i've done this one before. so bite me.- May 6, 2008 it would be sacrilegious not to have a beer cerveza. mmmm... sacrilicious.http://davidology.livejournal.com/329715.html |