Mark Hoback: FGAQ: Campaign 2004Beer and loathing from the nations capitol.(Untitled)- January 31, 2004 Bend Over Rush, and Let Annie Take OverThis is a tale of two pundits. Three if you count Hannity. But nobody counts Hannity. So the other night I absolutely had to watch the Hannity and Milquetoast show, there was no other option. It was a special Twofer Tuesday, two maniacs for the cost of one, three if you count Hannity, although no one really counts Hannity. Not only did we get to hear Pat Robertson talking about God&146;s election day predictions (predictions or predestinations It&146;s.http://blogs.salon.com/0001424/categories/fgaqCampaign2004/2004/01/31.html#a93 (Untitled)- January 28, 2004 New Hampshire Surprise: Kucinich Surges to 6th! "Go go Dennis. He ain't no menace" That was the sentiment amongst New Hampshireans yesterday as they elevated presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich into sixth place. "I'm moving, I'm moving now," said the sickly looking vegetarian as he prepared to joint the Kucinich Karavan (2 VW Beetles and a mini-van) on a Kruise to Karolina. "Although it may be ungentlemanly of me to say so, I'm glad that I beat Reverend Al like a red-headed step child....http://blogs.salon.com/0001424/categories/fgaqCampaign2004/2004/01/28.html#a64 (Untitled)- January 28, 2004http://blogs.salon.com/0001424/categories/fgaqCampaign2004/2004/01/27.html#a62 (Untitled)- January 27, 2004 TRAITOR! Be on the outlook for an outpouring of this meme if Kerry comes out of today's New Hampshire primary looking strong. It's already putting in a strong appearance at places like Men's News Daily and NewsMax. The visual centerpiece of this meme is the cover of a book written by Kerry and other vets. A book that has mysteriously disappeared. No wait. A book that has been not so mysteriously suppressed by the duplicitous Kerry. No wait. I'm not sure, although I am positive.http://blogs.salon.com/0001424/categories/fgaqCampaign2004/2004/01/27.html#a61 (Untitled)- January 26, 2004 Listen, the Economy is like a rack of ribs ... got that, Stretch Ribs Over Roswell The setting: Roswell, New Mexico. Cue theremin. Pebbles dropping on a xylophone. Mist. Yeah, lots of mist. The social issue: Job growth. Bad. Wheels off. Two and a half million less than three years ago. And that's just in Roswell. Cut to the presidents limo, headlights battling the fog. Or is it mist Yeah, lots of mist. The president is worried. He's been saying jobs are...http://blogs.salon.com/0001424/categories/fgaqCampaign2004/2004/01/26.html#a48 (Untitled)- January 25, 2004 Gephardt changes mind. 11703 Citing the constitutional right to change one's mind, Rep. Dick Gephardt today claimed to not have changed his mind, not one whit. "It's the no-neck thing that bothers me most about Governor Dean. America deserves a president with a neck." A Dean staffer quickly issued a statement that "He does so have a...http://blogs.salon.com/0001424/categories/fgaqCampaign2004/2004/01/25.html#a41 (Untitled)- January 25, 2004 A Date with Dennis 121203 Dennis Kucinich went on a date yesterday! That's it. That's all I have to say. Just thought you'd like to know. What, you want more Okay. It was with a girl! Because Dennis is a heterosexual. Been married before, knows this routine backwards and..http://blogs.salon.com/0001424/categories/fgaqCampaign2004/2004/01/25.html#a40 (Untitled)- January 24, 2004 Advice for Howard: Stealing the MemeMany interesting pieces this week on Howard Dean and the scream. The scream being not so much an event as a meme which has finally borne fruit. It's a disease, a thought virus, and it was developed by The Special Clique through constant battle during the Clinton Years. Clinton was defined as guilty from the early days of his administration. 'The Process' was perfected in heavy battle. It relies on media in order to infect large segments of the...http://blogs.salon.com/0001424/categories/fgaqCampaign2004/2004/01/24.html#a23 (Untitled)- January 21, 2004 Kucinich has his eyes on the prize. Jan 20 (AP) Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich vowed to continue his campaign despite a distant, fifth-place finish Monday night in the Iowa caucuses. "We picked up a few delegates, which is what I hoped to do," Kucinich told The Associated Press at a downtown Des Moines hotel where supporters were disappointed. "For some, this might be the end of their campaigns. For me, this is the beginning." "I'm now in the fifth position -- and we'll..http://blogs.salon.com/0001424/categories/fgaqCampaign2004/2004/01/21.html#a6 |