socialscrutiny.orgDepartment of Social Scrutiny | UK political satire and humourHMRC Security Breach: What You Can Do to Protect Yourself From Us- (Found July 5, 2008 ) In the light of the recent security breach at Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs (HMRC), The Department of Social Scrutiny (DoSS) has issued the following statement on the subject of Identity Theft (IT) on behalf of The Government. This statement contains vital advice and the answers to a number...http://www.socialscrutiny.org/weblog.php?id=P279 Frequently Asked FAQs- (Found July 5, 2008 ) Can you tell me a little bit about the DoSS website This website incorporates 150 cubic yards of JavaScript sprayed onto a lightweight superstructure of broken promises and Cryptically-Encoded-Hyperbole (CEH) &045 the new super-smooth non-stick material that lines the Space Shuttle lavatory and the press briefing room at Downing Street. ...http://www.socialscrutiny.org/weblog.php?id=P266 The End of the Line.- (Found July 5, 2008 ) After I had been job hunting a little while, I decided I needed to sign on until I got a job. I went to the Jobcentre and talked to a lady who told me I would need to make an appointment. 'Can I make an appointment then' 'No, you will have to phone to make an appointment' OK. 'So if I phone where will it go through to' 'Here,' the Jobcentre lady said. 'So why can't I just make an appointment with you...http://www.socialscrutiny.org/weblog.php?id=P271 Myway Code Replaces the Highway Code- (Found July 5, 2008 ) We interrupt this oppressive website for an announcement from our "colleagues" at the VDLA. Its time to familiarise yourself with the real rules of the road After 75 years, the VDLA has decided to rewrite the Highway Code in line with the rules commonly encountered on the nation's roads. From now on, it will be known...http://www.socialscrutiny.org/weblog.php?id=P268 Rule of the Moment: 24. Herding Cattle at Night.- (Found July 5, 2008 ) Guest Content from our "colleagues" at The Myway Code. After 75 years, the VDLA has decided to rewrite the Highway Code in line with the rules commonly encountered on the nation's roads. From now on, it will be known as The Myway Code and will be available from all good bookshops as well as this...http://www.socialscrutiny.org/weblog.php?id=P272 The Myway Code Rule of the Moment: 97-98. Box Junctions- (Found July 5, 2008 ) The VDLA, in its 'wisdom', has decided to rewrite the Highway Code after 75 years - in line with the rules commonly encountered on the nation's roads today. From now on, The Highway Code becomes The Myway Code and will be available from all good bookshops as well as these Waterstone's and...http://www.socialscrutiny.org/weblog.php?id=P273 Smoke signals to other road users- (Found July 5, 2008 ) Countdown markers, showing the distance to the start of the junctions slip road. Each diagonal cigarette represents approximately one full, deeply satisfying drag According toThe Myway Code, smoking is naughty and wrong and unspeakably filthy. Some drivers, however, find those three...http://www.socialscrutiny.org/weblog.php?id=P274 The Myway Code Rule of the Moment: 115. Parking Meters- (Found July 5, 2008 ) Our deluded colleagues at the VDLA have decided to rewrite the Highway Code after 75 years. From now on, The Highway Code becomes The Myway Code and will be available from all good bookshops as well as these Waterstone's and a...http://www.socialscrutiny.org/weblog.php?id=P275 This is Not the Highway Code.- (Found July 5, 2008 ) "The Highway Code", Britain's best selling non-fiction book, is 75 years old and, like any senior citizen, it has strong opinions, talks a lot about death and is widely ignored. So wave bye-bye to The Highway Code and enter The Myway Code, the wayward offspring of the original that puts...http://www.socialscrutiny.org/weblog.php?id=P276 Rules of the Moment: 16-17. Horses.- (Found July 5, 2008 ) 16. Safety first. You cant trust a horse. Though beloved of pre-teenage girls, horses and ponies are dense, irrational animals that, like the front page of the Daily Mail, oscillate wildly between the negative states of anger and fright. (Their...http://www.socialscrutiny.org/weblog.php?id=P277 |