Blizza Blizza...because everybody else has one.Story Lead of the Year- August 15, 2007 "Judge files appeal notice in $54-million missing pants suit": A judge who lost a $54 million lawsuit against a dry cleaner over a missing pair of pants continues to press his suit.http://chrislawson.net/blog/archives/000927.php Capitalism in the Car Business- August 11, 2007 I just had a brilliant insight. The reason none of the car dealers in south Florida are interested in selling cars is because they're all run by Cubans who don't understand the free-market economy. This is excusable, considering they came from a country that has been communist for the last 50 years, where airport security workers make $10 per month and airline pilots for Cubana make the staggering salary of $30 per month, and where a can of Coke costs a week's salary for most people. Here's...http://chrislawson.net/blog/archives/000926.php Buying a Car Sucks- August 11, 2007 In news that should surprise approximately nobody, buying a car is the most complicated, time-wasting, ridiculous process ever. And apparently car dealers in south Florida are in the business of...well, I'm not entirely sure what they're in the business of, besides "not selling cars".http://chrislawson.net/blog/archives/000925.php Crack Kills- August 9, 2007 In the Continuing Misadventures of People Who Are High On Crack, an as-yet-unnamed 25-year-old motorist shot himself in the head while driving his Chevy Blazer after leading police on a highway chase during which he brandished a revolver, smoked crack, and laughed at the officers chasing him. CLN salutes you, Mr. Crack Smoking Highway Multitasker, with the coveted Dumbass of the Day Award.http://chrislawson.net/blog/archives/000924.php It's a Joke, People- August 3, 2007 For you Spanish speakers out there: Hay un hombre de Espaa que est de vacaciones en la Republica Dominicana, y necesita tomar un autobus. Le pregunta al nativo, Dnde puedo cojer un autobus y el nativo responda, "Por el mfler." Warning: not even remotely safe for work. For those of you who are not Spanish speakers, the crux of the joke is that the word "cojer" in Spain and much of the Caribbean and South America (but not in Mexico, most of the rest of Central America, or the Dominican...http://chrislawson.net/blog/archives/000923.php |