Joe Lavin's Humor ColumnHumor columns every Tuesday, plus links to many of my other articles.Performance Enhancement Hits Hollywood- January 29, 2008 As you get ready to watch the new Rambo movie, know this: John Rambo is juiced. Recently, Sylvester Stallone admitted using Human Growth Hormone (HGH) to get into shape for the role, and defends it by saying, "HGH is nothing." I, for one, am appalled. Who knew there was HGH inside the actor's studio ....http://joelavin.com/hgh.html Dry Cleaners for Hillary- January 15, 2008 On the day before the New Hampshire Primary, I saw what I thought would be a signature moment in the campaign of Hillary Clinton, but then I got home that night and all anyone on TV wanted to talk about was whether she had cried at some diner in Portsmouth. ....http://joelavin.com/hillary.html Chuck Norris for Secretary of Defense- January 8, 2008 To be honest, I never really expected to see Chuck Norris in my life. And, if I was going to meet Chuck Norris, I certainly didn't expect that it would happen in New Hampshire at the Londonderry Middle School Cafeteria. But that's where he was on Saturday morning, campaigning for President with his running mate, former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee. ....http://joelavin.com/chucknorris.html Vacationing with the Candidates- January 2, 2008 I had a few days off after Christmas, and so on Saturday I drove to New Hampshire to see both John McCain and Bill Clinton. Boy, do I really know how to have a good time Next vacation, I'm planning to go to Washington and watch somebody make a law. McCain and Clinton, of course, weren't together. McCain was at the VFW Post in Merrimack for a town hall meeting at noon, and later Bill Clinton was campaigning for his wife at a pottery shop in Dover. Why was a former President appearing in the...http://joelavin.com/clinton-mccain.html |