(Untitled)- March 24, 2004 Cassandra WondersWho's In Charge Here We don't know what we don't know, but we've got an idea as to who doesn't want us to know it Tom Kean, Chairman of the 911 Commission, has been told that there are certain questions that he may not ask.A commission to investigate the treatment of the Commission anyone Cassandra is brought to you by The White House Don't Ask. Don't Tell.http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/24.html#a131 (Untitled)- March 23, 2004 Cassandra Stares Slack JawedSay What He Wasn't Let's put aside for a moment what most of the White House mugger-flackers are saying about Richard Clarke: "If Al Qaeda was being overlooked, the one to blame was Clarke.After all, he was the Anti-Terrorism Czar."Which would be a slightly more persuasive argument if Cheney wasn't saying,at the very same time,that Mr Clarke "was out of the loop."(Can't they get their character attacks straight)BUT THAT'S NOT THE BIG STORY OF THE...http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/23.html#a130 (Untitled)- March 21, 2004 Cassandra Nods"Nod, nod, smile, nod" Attention Non-Existence Disorder One of the slams on George Bush is that he isn't a hard worker.This is easily disproved.Just watch him listen to someone else speakingNo one works as hard at trying to maintain at least the appearance of paying attention. The remarks by Irish Prime Ahern are a prime example (watch as the fingers on Bush's left hand begin to dance). Press "view" at this site. Cassandra is brought to you by JOLT! Twice the caffeine!http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/21.html#a129 (Untitled)- March 21, 2004 Cassandra AssumesYou Mean It Isn't All Clinton's Fault What Condi Won't Say In Public The short version: Clinton's national security team put in place a a policy focused on countering terror in general and Al Qaeda in particular.When the Bush team came in, even before Ari Fleischer was putting out the false story of the trashed White HouseBerger, Holbrook and others from Clinton's NSC were briefing Condoleezza Rice on their belief that continuing, even heightening the campaign against Al...http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/21.html#a128 (Untitled)- March 20, 2004 Cassandra ApologizesVindication Misunderestimated Truthlike Story Revelations According to sources within Cassandra's head, the White House will reveal tomorrow that there is substantive proof of something in someway related to the underpinnings of the explanation as to why we were forced to go to war with Iraq.The CIA has just finished translating a document found in the rubble of a podiatrist's office in Tikrit.We have had a brief glance at the document entitled:"Weapons of Mass...http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/20.html#a127 (Untitled)- March 20, 2004 Cassandra JoinsAre You Willing You Too Can Be A Nation! Ever want to be a nationWe can make you into one.Just sign on to the Coalition Of The Willing(it's just like the Justice League)promise to donate something to the cause(don't worry, that's just a formality, we'll pay you back)and your in!You'll even get this lovely Certificate of Recognition: Cassandra is brought to you by Axis of Evil Formerly SPECTR.http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/19.html#a126 (Untitled)- March 19, 2004 Cassandra SeethesToss The Bum In Prison Cheney: "I invented the oubliette." A new Bush ad tells us that John Kerry voted against "body armor for our troops in combat."We then hear the clerk of the Senate call "Mr. Kerry." followed by a curt: "no."We think that's just awful of Kerry!So awful, we had to see for ourselves.Oddly enough, we couldn't find a bill on body armor.There was one for billions and billions of dollars for all sorts of different thingsincluding $300 million for body armor,but..http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/19.html#a125 (Untitled)- March 16, 2004 Cassandra PriesCheney Fight For Openess What Privacy It seems that John Kerry had a private conversation in which he referred to hearing that some World leaders were hoping that he'd win the election.That much got leaked.The Republicans demanded to know which World leaders Kerry meant.Kerry said that he wouldn't reveal private conversations.In reaction Vice President Dick Cheney said Americans deserved to know. Apparently this right of the American people to be privy to all details of partially.http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/16.html#a124 (Untitled)- March 16, 2004 Cassandra HidesYou call that mean The good old days We keep hearing that this will be the meanest campaign ever.But will itThere's some stiff competition for that title.Aren't we overlooking the election of 1800, when Thomas Jefferson said of John Adams:"The man is a vile liar, a thief of the first water a whore monger and a pedarast!"Or, what about 1860, when Abraham Lincoln sent squads of thugs to beat up likely Douglas votersAnd doesn't this election pale when compared to 1956. That was the..http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/15.html#a123 (Untitled)- March 16, 2004 Cassandra VibratesESP at the NYT Giving Offense John Kerry denounced "the most crooked, you know, lying group I've ever seen."When asked whom he meant, he said: "I was speaking of the vicious G.O.P. attack machine."But William Safire knows better. In his column in the N.Y.Times he tells us (repeatedly) that Kerry was actually referring to "tens of millions of American voters, including even veterans."While Mr. Safire's psychic abilities are legendary, I have to differ...http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/15.html#a122 |
