(Untitled)- March 15, 2004 Cassandra CringesThat Bad, Bad Liberal The President wouldn't lie. In his hardest hitting ad so far, George Bush has denounced John Kerry for voting to kill puppies, expressing hatred for mothers and planning to raise taxes a "million-billion-gazillion dollars." The subject was raised at the White House press briefing.Q: What proof is there behind the charges in the President's new adMcClellan: I refer you to my previous comment on this.Q: But your previous comment was that you would have an...http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/15.html#a121 (Untitled)- March 14, 2004 Cassandra ChecksKerry Exposed!Facts Don't LieYou could look it up. Using his weekly radio address, George Bush made his hardest hitting attack on John Kerry yet, quoting the Senator saying:"I am against America and in favor of her worst enemies" Mark Racicot has distributed documentation backing up this accusation:"I am against1... America2... and in favor3... of4... her worst enemies5"1 Senate speech on sale of Federal lands, 86942 Debate, Iowa, 15043 Comments in Committee.http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/14.html#a120 (Untitled)- March 14, 2004 Cassandra AsksYour Turn We Really Want To Know! It is widely believed that George Bush will honor that great American tradition: the October Surprise.The question is: What will it beObviously, a few of you will say: "But Cassandra, that would spoil the surprise!"Point taken. None-the-less (and never-the-more), we really, really, really wanna know!So, here's your chance to be a junior oracle: Cassandra's Guess the October Surprise Contest Will it be Osama delivered wrapped in bowsNo taxes..http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/14.html#a119 (Untitled)- March 14, 2004 Cassandra BeratesCowards and Ten-Year-Olds Grow Up and Speak Up! Throughout the country there are two parties, the Republican Party and The Democratic Part.However in D.C. that second one is the "Democrat" Party.That's because the Republicans, acting like 4th grade bullies, think it's really neat to get the other guy's name wrong.The Dems don't say anything for fear of looking like whiners.Have the Democrats considered the simple idea of waiting for the next time the word is trotted during a...http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/13.html#a118 (Untitled)- March 14, 2004 Cassandra HostsGuest PoetCassandra invites rebuttal doggeral from responsible versifiers. Watching telly home in BritainA lonely druid was most smittenA professor of anatomyThe love he felt just had to beSo moved was our carin' paganHe sought the help of Daryn KaganI adore the lass who does the weatherWe must spend our lives togetherEvery fiber I possessloves this meteorologessMy pulsing brain, my throbbing heartmourn the fact that we're apart'Life with her would be so grand'shouts my sad...http://blogs.salon.com/0003456/2004/03/13.html#a117 |
