Let us gaily tread the measureLet us gaily tread the measure - LiveJournal.comIt's Sloganeering Thursday- May 8, 2008 Dickies Girl: Honest About How This Dress Will Look On Your Butt.(Also, Dickies Girl: Where You Can Shop By Butt. Basically, Dickies Girl: Our Butts Let Me Show You Them.)I tried on that dress at Naked City, and suddenly things were popping out, like some sort of terrifying horror movie. There is Sexy Oh Do I Have Breasts There I Never Noticed, and then there's That... That Button Was Not Built For This Kind Of Pressure.I know clothes are hard for all womenfolk, but man, I am finding a...http://spinooti.livejournal.com/1492646.html Get my tea on with some critters and whatnot- May 3, 2008 During a slow afternoon, one of my co-workers sighed wistfully."I want to go to Narnia."I stared at her. "Narnia"She led me through salvage to an old cabinet.And this is why I almost regret not getting a job in the salvage department.http://spinooti.livejournal.com/1491735.html |