New Name Needed, Apply WithinFinally: Quality Internet Content at an Affordable PriceOn Theology- January 11, 2005 When I was a kid, I believed that God made it impossible for us to roll our eyes all the way back into our heads because He didn't want us gazing directly inward upon our bare naked souls. Now that I'm older and have more life experience, I realize what a stupid idea that was. The real reason God doesn't let us roll our eyes all the way back in our head is so that it's easier to tell normal people apart from zombies.http://michaelgenrich.com/blog/archives/000992.html An Adult-To-Child English Translation Guide: First In A Series- January 10, 2005 SITUATION: Changing the morning diaper of a child between 18 months and two years old. ADULT SAYS: "Stop kicking while I'm changing your diaper." CHILD HEARS: "Kick me in the crotch as hard as you possibly can, like you're Charlie Brown finally getting a shot at that football while Lucy isn't paying attention because she's staring at a pack of wolverines attacking a bunny, and laugh like a hyena full of nitrous oxide when I collapse on the floor praying to every diety throughout human history.http://michaelgenrich.com/blog/archives/000990.html |