New Name Needed, Apply WithinFinally: Quality Internet Content at an Affordable PriceThe Problem With Hip-Hop These Days- December 11, 2007 It's hard to fit the words "Rip Da Bitch Up -- Young Jeezy featuring DMX, T-Pain, Z-Rain, F-Train, MCL-Sprain, Trick Daddy, Lil Wayne, Huge Wayne, Hizzle Nizzle, 5-Finger-Fatback, Russ-T Trombonz, produced by Timbaland, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Kanye West, Fognoggin and Perry Como, featured on the motion picture soundtrack from The Fast And The Furious 3: Driving Fast And Crashing Into Shit, available as a ringtone from boost.com for just $2.99" on a CD label.http://michaelgenrich.com/blog/archives/001339.html Liveblogging: A Day of Mangione- December 6, 2007 In a last-ditch attempt to defeat personal demons and increase my quality of life, I have decided to cleanse my soul by listening to Chuck Mangione's 1978 hit "Feels So Good" iTunes link for the entire work day. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so I've called up the longer 9 minute 42 second track. Updates will be posted throughout the day. 11:03AM: Song has played twenty times so far. I feel a little sleepier than before I started this experiment. 11:52AM: I wonder what...http://michaelgenrich.com/blog/archives/001338.html Aborted Posts From 2007 That Probably Should Have Stayed That Way- December 5, 2007 REAL ESTATE Who lives in a pineapple under the sea Honestly, look around for something a little more structurally sound. And the smell, my God. ON ZOMBIES Q: What's the difference between a sunset and a zombie A: One makes the "sun red", the other is a reanimated corpse that feasts on the brains of the living. ON THE DEATH OF QUIET RIOT SINGER KEVIN DUBROW Hang your head Metal health has made him dead AN ENCOURAGING CHEER TO SHOUT DURING YOUR SIX-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER'S FIRST SWIM MEET Float! .http://michaelgenrich.com/blog/archives/001337.html Followups To 2girls1cup That I'm Looking Forward To- December 4, 2007 2linesnowaiting 3menand1baby 2guys1girl1pizzaplace 2balls1strike 2tubgirls1tub 3feethighandrising 2nice2be4gotten 4score7years 99luftballoons 40acres1mule 8675309jennyeatingpoop (Editor's note: If you do not know what 2girls1cup is about, I implore you to not find out.)http://michaelgenrich.com/blog/archives/001336.html |