The Ballad of Natty BustillosThe Ballad of Natty Bustillos - LiveJournal.comTogos, internet.- December 30, 2007 I want to know why the veggie sandwich at Togos is as expensive as the other sandwiches. It's total bullshit. That is why I am taking up their table room until my computer runs out of batteries.For the past five days I have been Patrickless, because he has been living it up in Utah on the slopes. So far I have experienced a lot of sleep and a lot of housework. Last night I went to the laundromat to do all the laundry in the world and ended up drinking with the homeless that gather near the...http://ringring.livejournal.com/543817.html Safety is no accident.- December 26, 2007 Christmas turned out lovely. I got more presents this year than anyother year my entire life. Patrick is a fucking prince. I love himterribly, he'll be snowboarding in Utah for the next five days. It willbe the longest I've gone without seeing him since we hooked up the firsttime in September.He gave me a record player, an mp3 player, the first season of 30 rock,No Country for Old Men and The Road, a furi santoku knife, aprogrammable coffee maker, bath stuff, winnie the pooh in stuff cellphone..http://ringring.livejournal.com/543504.html Deck the halls with silver lining.- December 24, 2007 The giftcard is a fantastic gift, especially when given a week or two before Christmas, because they have afforded me a less awkward Christmas.In the book of Samuel, there's this part where there is a war and they pilfer this Ark of Israel thing, which made God mad, so he plagued them with tumors and rats. In order to resolve the issue, they decided to give the Ark back, accompanied with gifts, five golden tumors and five golden rats. They were guilt offerings.Guilt is interesting. It's a lot...http://ringring.livejournal.com/543253.html happy happy- December 16, 2007 Last night I went to my office Christmas party, Patrick and I made it a good time. He sang the Devil Went Down to Georgia during karaoke and I swear, I fell in love all over again. There was like, yelping and screaming. Words really can't do justice, though. I am very much smitten with him. Later we did My Humps together and he did Ballroom Blitz. I did Folsom Prison Blues and The Metro. After the party, we got stoned and watched Falling Down.Right now I'm at his mom's house, because we are...http://ringring.livejournal.com/543083.html Get your own back, back up on yourself.- December 15, 2007 And just like that, things are easier.I like life, because everything is in phases. Plus, the less effort you put in to it, the more satisfying it is. Lower your expectations, stop working so hard.Work has been pretty frustrating lately. I think it's just the change of it. When I went from the department I started at the company in to titles, I didn't like it. I thought it was stiff and boring. Now I'm in a department where it feels like there is fun all around me, but I'm not allowed to...http://ringring.livejournal.com/542844.html (Untitled)- December 11, 2007 The more I think about getting drunk on Christmas, the more it seems likea good idea. If only I could wear boots, grow a wang and mustache..perfection.Sometimes the cheapest of tricks will get you what your subconscious isaching for.I wish I could figure out a pleasant reason for liking Patrick so much.He's a good looking, logical, simple guy. He likes turning teddy bearsinto Nintendos and shooting guns. Like many men, he's afraid to showweakness, because he's smart enough to know I'll take...http://ringring.livejournal.com/542590.html Gin & tonic- December 10, 2007 I didn't really worry about Christmas this year. It's really just another day, the only reason anyone feels the need to be anywhere or with anyone on Christmas, is so they have a heartwarming story to tell their coworkers. It's how we relate.The only thing that was really bothering me was the traffic. People drive like assholes when they think they have something important to do. I wasn't worried about having a nice story to tell my coworkers because Patrick said I could come over and spend it..http://ringring.livejournal.com/542447.html |