notesnotes - LiveJournal.com(Untitled)- January 30, 2008 i've got a gun.i will shoot.i am not afraid of you.i am very prepared. better than you. i've been doing this longer. i'm a pro. everyone just relax and put your hands up and no one gets hurt.i don't want to have to use this thing.i'll hurt you more than it'll hurt me. and that's just the proof they need.careful.................................................careful......http://paytheman.livejournal.com/317951.html commitment is key- the dorks from the nerds- January 28, 2008 dear look cookie,your commitment to winning that gay ass poll thing on austin 360 fills me with a million swimming pools worth of bursty, sweet smelling bubbles. i am so glad we are friends. i like to imagine every single one of those votes is from cody.don't tell me i am wrong. that bubble stays intact!http://paytheman.livejournal.com/317607.html see hear speak is over- January 27, 2008 but all i want to write about is mardi gras.adrienne breaux asks me "what do people do here for mardi gras i mean, does anyone do ANYTHING""nothing"someone pipes up "there is carnival"she says "fuck that"and i say "i know right"she continues "...i dont want to hear anything about that...carnival...fuck that..."and we get sullen on the couch of OUR after party for OUR (wonderfully successful) comedy festival and i get torn into duality again."With every day, and from both sides of my...http://paytheman.livejournal.com/317348.html then like a hand full of aces- January 18, 2008 i learned how to listen to kenny rogers the right way and everything has changed.http://paytheman.livejournal.com/316598.html metal and mallory 2 cats i know- January 10, 2008 metal and mallory live under the deck of my new house. they swear there are more to come. they say "o yea, it's just us now but we are many...you'll see". they make themselves comfortable on our outdoor furniture just like they knew all along that it would be under their bodies, like they had been floating in those spaces just waiting, hovering where they knew they would always nap-stretch-scratch-yawn at the sunny patch or shade, like our relationship was an inevitability.to me, it reeks of.http://paytheman.livejournal.com/316068.html i o w a- January 4, 2008 did you hear those drums banging38% babies.did you hear his voice and he was hoarse.38% babies.http://paytheman.livejournal.com/315886.html it's not homosexuality, it's professionalism- January 2, 2008 "is it time, are we there""no, three minutes...""wait, what time is it...FOR REAL""here, look at the atomic clock...for real...""this ole nasty plastic thing is ATOMIC""what does it do""TELLS TIME!""it's not going to tell me ANYTHING"the atomic clock was tossed aside.some one placed the last of the petite lamb chops at it's place on the dining table which had doubled in it's life as a conference room table at enron. now it sat 14 guests at a kingsland lake house that felt dropped out of time...http://paytheman.livejournal.com/315558.html |