Diary of a Mad Grrrl...You Love Me(Untitled)- November 26, 2003 1. i gots a new job... i'm gonna be an official marilyn monroe et al. singing telegram girl! how fancy, right i'm also going to do Jessica Rabbit, The Little Mermaid (man, and i think its hard to find regular bras... i don't know how i'm going to manage to locate 32DD clamshells), Cyndi Lauper, betty boop and some other people. yeah, and everyone thought it was a useless talent. Unfortunately, i think the vast majority of the people i can imitate really well, either i look nothing like, or.http://blogs.salon.com/0002816/2003/11/26.html#a88 holy mary mother of god! i stepped in something awful and terrible! holy shit its vomit! ugh!- November 23, 2003 so tonight was way fun- just got home from jay's diner- which as i was leaving i stepped into a gross pile of vomit outside of my car, which was not a whole lot of fun in and of itself. but anyways, tonight jules and jesse and i started off our loverly evening by going to bullwinkles cafe, which i can tell you is THE most exciting place on earth, or at least in Rochester. Its this place thats only open on Saturday nights, and its like a cabaret sort of thing where the lady who owns it plays a...http://blogs.salon.com/0002816/2003/11/23.html#a87 (Untitled)- November 21, 2003 ok... this is officially the weirdest search term anyone has ever used to find this page... "UTERUS PORN" WHAT what could that possibly be who ever heard of UTERUS PORN i've heard of alot of weird kinds of pornography- i mean, that furry thing where people dress up like animals, clown porn, midget porn, even seal porn where people dress up like seals and slap eachother with fish (ok, my friend luke told me about that one and he could be making it up). not that i can understand any of those,...http://blogs.salon.com/0002816/2003/11/21.html#a86 (Untitled)- November 21, 2003 tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. something good will happen 2 you at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere aol, outside of school, anywhere. get ready for the biggest shock of your life. if you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. Tomorrow is National Kiss Day. If you send 15ppl this in 15 min you're safe. and no send back (you know, as a side note, the curse doesn't actually seem all that bad- only...http://blogs.salon.com/0002816/2003/11/21.html#a85 |