Diary of a Mad Grrrl...You Love Me(Untitled)- March 29, 2004 Dear Steve Martin- Steve, we've gotta talk. I've been worrying about you for some time now... pretty much ever since Father of the Bride II came out. After that it was Sgt. Bilko, then Novocaine (you were a much better dentist in Little Shop of Horrors), Bowfinger (did you really want to climb aboard Eddie Murphy's sinking ship He's not Mr. Robinson anymore- he's making movies based on Disney rides!), and in the last one you co-starred with Ashton Kucher... Ashton Kucher... oy. And now.... ok,..http://blogs.salon.com/0002816/2004/03/29.html#a104 (Untitled)- March 23, 2004 ya know... there used to be this show "ducktales" which, if you don't recall, was about donald ducks nephews living with their other, more affluent uncle "Scrooge McDuck." and amongst other terribly unrealistic things on the show (they often showed rich uncle scrooge diving into a pit of coins- ow!, right)... i remember one episode distinctly where they went on a picnic at the park, and they fed ducks in the pond. Ducks, talking and wearing clothes, feeding other ducks that could not talk..http://blogs.salon.com/0002816/2004/03/22.html#a102 (Untitled)- March 2, 2004 I shit you not... these things exist... yep.... there's dubya in the flyboy suit... and if that wasn't scarring enough... jeez... and i thought barbie was bad...http://blogs.salon.com/0002816/2004/03/02.html#a101 (Untitled)- March 2, 2004 I think its almost funny that we still have to fight has hard as we do for civil rights and human rights. When women wanted to be able to vote they had to fight and fight and fight. Now, I doubt that even the most sexist, conservative chauvinistic assholes around would truly believe that we don't deserve it. The idea of women not voting is now absurd. African Americans had to fight and fight and fight and fight for civil rights- and really, despite the fact that there is still such a..http://blogs.salon.com/0002816/2004/03/02.html#a100 (Untitled)- March 1, 2004 can i just say that my roommate is the greatest lady in town ok, so, i admit it- i'm a theatre geek- i love les mis more than i can possibly say- yet i don't move in the kind of circles where people are all that into musicals. So... les mis came to town, and i was so sad the whole week because not only did i not have the spare funds, i knew that really no one would go with me, so i gave up on it. Then, on friday night, i met one of the cast members at a bar, who was the nicest boy alive and...http://blogs.salon.com/0002816/2004/03/01.html#a99 |