(Untitled)- August 20, 2004 I LIED To my readers, I do apologize once more. I did have good intentions and planned great updates. However, my boyfriend does not have a phone line so I was unable to hook in to the internet. "Hey!" you may say, "you could have found a phone line elsewhere." This is true. However, given the short amount of available time for sex and other fun I needed to focus on one thing for a week. To make up for lost time here is a Reader's Digest version of the..http://blogs.salon.com/0003358/2004/08/20.html#a120 (Untitled)- August 10, 2004 MOVING...AGAIN Tomorrow I fly from Honolulu to the Pacific Northwest where I shall spend a good week with my boy before heading off to law school. While I plan to be a bit more diligent in my posts than I had been the last time I was getting regular sex, I must warn you, dear reader, that I may miss a day or two while I travel. My summer can be defined by one word: laziness. From what I remember from ethics, Aristotle defined virtue as moderation. This comes to..http://blogs.salon.com/0003358/2004/08/10.html#a119 (Untitled)- August 9, 2004 FAT When I announce that I feel fat most people just laugh thinking that I was making some joke. While I would not It isn&146;t true. For the last month and a half I have done very little exercise due to the humid weather and my own general laziness. While the scale reads about the same number I feel much heavier. I need some sort of motivation to drive me back to the gym but finding that motivation has been a bit difficult. Some things that...http://blogs.salon.com/0003358/2004/08/09.html#a118 (Untitled)- August 6, 2004 MUMSIE'S GAY JOKES For some reason my mother has become comfortable with my sexual identity enough to make gay jokes. I see this as almost as bad as a non-Jew making jokes about Jewish lawyers. But, of course, I am excited that she thinks she's an insider. The other day after purchasing an expensive name-brand wallet with a gift certificate Mumsie won, I told her how guilty I felt owning something with a name brand. She said, "Don't worry. Some fag will see you pull that.http://blogs.salon.com/0003358/2004/08/05.html#a117 (Untitled)- August 4, 2004 SILLY LITTLE POEMS I just returned from another night of work. Strangely I have grown to love this job which scares me. I do not want to become a Disney character. In any event, my extreme fatigue will prevent me from writing a post about forests and getting lost. That much longer post will have to wait until tomorrow. Instead I will share a couple silly poems. I am not a poet. However, a teacher once told me that one should never apologize for a gift and...http://blogs.salon.com/0003358/2004/08/04.html#a116 |