Requiem of the Monday Angel:Requiem of the Monday Angel: - LiveJournal.comChuck Norris Lactates The World's Finest Vodka--But Do Not Ask To Suckle Chuck Norris:- August 3, 2007 Heh. These can still be funny in small bursts."Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.""Chuck Norris doesn't rescue sailors from the ocean. The ocean apologetically gives the sailors back to Chuck Norris."--referencing him actually rescuing sailors from, well, the ocean."There is no such thing as tornados, Chuck Norris just really hates trailer parks."http://robu.livejournal.com/503246.html |