Or possibly a Paleontist.- April 15, 2008 Emma (age 5): At school today, they had a thing where you put on goggles, and there was a nail you hit with a hammer, and there were dinosaurs underneath, and it let you be a Scientologist....http://www.monkeyspeak.com/archives/000327.html The Great Gold Confiscation- April 13, 2008 True Story: On March 4, 1933, Franklin Delano Roosevelt became President of a crumbling nation. Amidst the torrent of changes in his recovery planhis New Dealhe oversaw a strange reversal. Alcohol, long stigmatized and outlawed under Prohibition, was suddenly legal...http://www.monkeyspeak.com/archives/000326.html It's Math.- April 7, 2008 The other day Lucy (who is now 3) said Tuesday plus Tuesday is Foursday!...http://www.monkeyspeak.com/archives/000325.html Primordial Evil- April 1, 2008 I've been reading one of my H.P. Lovecraft books lately (The Tomb and Other Tales), and it seems to be one I haven't read before. I was surprised to see that Lovecraft ghost-wrote Imprisoned with the Pharaohs for Harry...http://www.monkeyspeak.com/archives/000324.html |