Seattle ShmengSeattle ShmengSeattleite response to criticism cheat sheet- August 8, 2007 Print and cut out this card, which has the 10 most likely responses you'll get from Seattleites if you bring up any negatives about their city. Wait for the discussion to end, hand them this card, and tell them to have a nice day. Better yet, if you're a betting person, bet them that you already know their responses and then hand this to them to collect your prize.http://seattle.shmeng.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=29543 Wish I'd read the Shmeng B4 moving out there!- August 6, 2007 Whatever appealing &or positive info you've heard about Seattle, forget it! The reasons why I moved to Seattle are as unclear to me now as an alzhiemer's patient trying to focus or remember anything. However, here are some random fading memories, make of them what you will:http://seattle.shmeng.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=29542 Who to blame for the suckitude- August 4, 2007 Saying Seattle sucks means different things to different people. If you talk to someone who moved here, they'll likely have a litany of complaints, not the least of which being that the locals are passive aggressive, socially retarded weirdos. If you ask a local, they'll tell you that Seattle sucks because of all of the "transplants" (that term is overused in this area) who came in and changed the place. So who's righthttp://seattle.shmeng.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=29541 |