Fun With HeadlinesDaily humor with actual headlines. Headline writers don't have much room, so their brevity <BR> means they sometimes create ambiguous headlines. I'm just having fun with the results.<BR> Feel free to top my jokes with your own variations. Or just tell me what jokes you like best.(Untitled)- February 9, 2004 Please visit the Fun With Headlines web site now I have enjoyed having this blog, but it is not really meant for the blog format. This site isn't about linking to other sites, or engaging in discussions about various topics. It is simply meant to be a humorous stop along the way each day in your surfing. You stop and spend 60 seconds, maybe chuckle at one of the five jokes, and move on. I have very much enjoyed your comments on my headlines. From now on you can just email me at...http://www.funwithheadlines.net/2004/02/09.html#a122 (Untitled)- February 9, 2004 Opponents of Gay Marriage Rally in Boston They did NOT hold hands. 100 Men in NYC Seek Right to Wear Skirts So who's stopping them American Fined for Gesture Leaving Brazil The "leaving Brazil" gesture Hmm..don't know that one. National Wine Club Puts a Cork in Seattle Nobody can enter or leave the city until the radical wine club demands are met. Robot Dogs Get Social Conscience Installed They still viciously attack you, but now they feel bad afterward.http://www.funwithheadlines.net/2004/02/08.html#a121 (Untitled)- February 6, 2004 Museum Offers Bouquet of Clown Noses Attendance plummets. Toxic Metal Detected at Uranium Plant Turned out to be uranium. Scientist Says Monkey May Not Be Extinct Monkey glad. Feds Reverse Decision on Child Car Seats So reverse your car seats. Student Surrenders in Ga. Raccoon Killing Raccoon court sentences him to twenty years eating out of garbage cans at night.http://www.funwithheadlines.net/2004/02/05.html#a120 |