Mikenotoriously niceHoly Sht!- July 23, 2008 I know that the high price of oil is crippling airlines but is Delta expecting me to keep it from going into bankruptcy a second time On June 2nd I booked the early-morning Delta non-stop flight from CHS to LGA...http://mike.typepad.com/mike/2008/07/holy-sht.html What does Champ think he is A cow- July 17, 2008 Ever since I got back from Australia in early May Champ has been eating grass every time I take him outside. Unlike Psycho, who eats grass whenever he wants to toss up a hairball, Champ apparently eats it because he...http://mike.typepad.com/mike/2008/07/what-does-champ.html I told you that outrage has a short shelf-life in an election year- July 15, 2008 The media barely had time for the Prilosec to dissolve after the Phil Gramm "nation of whiners" comment before the New Yorker set off another round of acid reflux among the chattering classes. It's just Tuesday. Imagine how many more...http://mike.typepad.com/mike/2008/07/i-told-you-that.html How sweet! Jesse wants to cut Barack's nuts off.- July 11, 2008 As you might expect, the media had a collective orgasm the last two days before moving on today to Phil Gramm. Outrage has a short shelf-life in an election year because a new one hits the shelf every day or...http://mike.typepad.com/mike/2008/07/how-sweet-jesse.html One of the great things about the dog park is that it wears Champ out- July 6, 2008 Plus I get to meet women who love dogs. No phone numbers yet but Champ and I have only been at this for a few days. All it takes is for one woman to say "Sure, why not'http://mike.typepad.com/mike/2008/07/one-of-the-grea.html File this under "You can't make this shit up"- July 6, 2008 From this morning's online edition of Columbia's The State: Man chokes to death trying to climb in window "Investigators say they think Dixon was standing on a trash can trying to get through the window when the can slipped from...http://mike.typepad.com/mike/2008/07/file-this-under.html I can't drive 55- July 5, 2008 In yet another indication that Republicans have lost touch with their base, Senator John Warner (R-Virginia) wants to lower the national speed limit to 55. I'm a libertarian. I'm already pissed that we have speed limits. Forget guns. I want...http://mike.typepad.com/mike/2008/07/i-cant-drive-55.html Ackerman Dog Park- July 4, 2008 It turns out that a dog park is a better way to meet women than the beach is. Flirting is easier when you know that she's a dog person, too. (That's Champ on the left looking cute on my behalf.)http://mike.typepad.com/mike/2008/07/ackerman-dog-pa.html Jesse Helms is dead. Good.- July 4, 2008 Don't tell me that I shouldn't speak ill of the dead. I spoke ill of him when he was alive and in the Senate so why should I stop now I returned home this afternoon after spending the morning in...http://mike.typepad.com/mike/2008/07/jesse-helms-is.html |