Pigdog JournalThe Online Handbook of Bad People of the FutureLINK: Bride price: $2.7 million- April 9, 2008 You can't make this stuff up: in Abu Dhabi, the winner of a camel beauty contest was sold to a Dubai prince for $2.7 million.http://www.pigdog.org/auto/animal_rampage/link/3070.html LINK: San Francisco to Honor President Bush- April 9, 2008 Naming schools, public buildings, and city streets after politicians and presidents is a long and honored tradition in this country. With President Bush slated to leave office in just a few more months, residents of San Francisco are already gearing up with a ballot initiative to rename a public facility after our departing 43rd President. If the ballot measure passes, San Francisco's shit will be processed by the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.http://www.pigdog.org/auto/liberty/link/3064.html LINK: Charlton Heston is Soylent Green- April 8, 2008 Charlton Heston, inadvertent star of Bowling for Columbine, died on April 5, 2008 at the age of 84. Unconfirmed reports indicate that he shot his eye out and a BB gun was pried from his "cold, dead hands."http://www.pigdog.org/auto/goodbye/link/3063.html |