right temporal lobe - werdz from Dark Sorcerer- June 7, 2004 Dark Sorcerer had this to say: "This morning I was on a conference call and had previously noticed that my cordless phone at home was making a sort of dead-batteryshort-circuitfire-hazard type smell (but had chosen to not do anything about it, of course.) Still, I chose this over my cell phone since I was way over my minutes, and sure enough, after about 20 minutes on the phone there came that old familiar "numb extremities and anesthesized head" sort of feeling. I then proceeded to call in..http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_06_06_archive.html#108657877181415108 old email, freed from the chains of context- June 7, 2004 --- SolidiusSnakuscs.com wrote: Regardless.. they were cool in the 80's. I'm also highly aware of the fact that I'm stupid and ignorant, thanks. I'M GLAD WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING. DON'T MAKE ME TALK ABOUT 'UDO,' THE LOVEABLE GERMAN HEAVY-METAL ELF SINGER FROM THE BAND 'ACCEPT.' THEIR HEADBANGING INSPIRATIONAL ANTHEM AND HIT, "BALLS TO THE WALL" (1984) HAS DEFINED MY AWESOME, DYNAMIC, OUT-OF-THE-BOX LIFESTYLE. . G. RATTE'CDC666 I got a letter the other day from the Council On Foreign...http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_06_06_archive.html#108657271325217767 everyone in hell has wet socks- June 4, 2004 from The Vice Guide to Happiness, by Gavin McInnes: "THINGS ARE SO FUCKING GAY Yes, things like TV ads are so bad they can be infuriating. Right now a Chilis baby-back ribs ad is on behind me where this yuppie asshole in a Hugo Boss turtleneck is BEATBOXING and saying barbuhquuue saaawce in a James Earl Jones voice like a show-off from Shipmatesbut I like it. Youd have to be a total Peter Bagge to get pissed off at things that are that bad. How about, Ah ha ha ha, what a fucking loser! Hoo...http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_05_30_archive.html#108632804271978888 Butter Dog porn- June 4, 2004 From Popbitch: "2004 is going to be all about dog cunnilingus. Butter Dog porn is huge in Japan. Women put butter (or more usually non-fat yoghurt to stop the dogs getting fat) on their labia and are then licked, and shagged, by the dogs. Porn dogs, usually Labradors, earn 200,000 yen ($2,000) per film, but unfortunately face a lifespan shortened by half because of the amount of ejaculating they have to do. An article all about the phenomenon. dumb joke: President Bush gets out of his...http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_05_30_archive.html#108630963464717366 The cDc Grand Imperial Dynasty - "Who We Be"- June 2, 2004 Myles Long just did a really good job writing a new "Who We Be" statement for the main web site. Here it is: "Based in Lubbock, Texas, the CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc) is the most-accomplished and longest-running group in the computer underground. Founded in 1984 and widely considered to be the most elite people to ever walk the face of the earth, this think tank has been referred to as both "a bunch of sickos" (Geraldo Rivera) and "the sexiest group of computer hackers there ever was" (Jane...http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_05_30_archive.html#108619930911683257 |