cDc texXxt 385 - "Black Collectors of White Memorabilia"- June 30, 2004 Yo, here it is. Fresh from the text editor and ftp client, right to YOU. Not listed on the main site yet. This is the debut from Dark Sorcerer, check it out... it's quite a piece of work.http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_06_27_archive.html#108858359770029551 Chinese general spanks whore of apocalypse, eats peanut butter- June 29, 2004 nice guide to Norse mythology New Information Shows Bush Indecisive, Paranoid, Delusional Top Chinese General Calls the US a 'Whore' about.com's guide to 'Paranormal Hotspots'http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_06_27_archive.html#108847543211414369 aliens have come to dip their space-pigs in our chocolate!!!- June 27, 2004 "Scientists successfully amplified, cloned and sequenced mitochondrial DNA from four human hairs attributed to Sir Isaac Newton (1642-1727)." chocolate-covered pork fat Interview with author Laurence Gardner: "We know that the Ark of the Covenant was a very powerful capacitor and, in conjunction with monatomic elements (the manna placed in the Ark), it could become a superconductor with its own Meissner field. Hence, as detailed in the Torah and Talmud, it would levitate above the ground. We..http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_06_20_archive.html#108830988747155563 when bulldozers attack- June 26, 2004 Somehow I had missed this story until Dark Sorcerer clued me in... in Colorado, this guy armor-plated a bulldozer and destroyed his small town, and them shot himself in the head. Gnarly stuff. There are a zillion articles 'bout it, so I'll just link to the Google News search. NASA's Solar System Simulator: pick a spot to be situated at, look at another spot... dope. "The superdollar is the name given to an almost perfect forgery of an American banknote. The money is thought to originate...http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_06_20_archive.html#108821950676726561 giraffes on my mind- June 26, 2004 This guy dug a big-ass hole in his backyard. Kinda neet. fascinating info from Popbitch: "A reader who has been working with Jessica Simpson reports that Jessica, aged 23, 'has a wrinkly, leathery cleavage from too much tanning.'" "Listen to Ray Charles' Georgia On My Mind: When Ray turned up to record this he was at the height of his heroin addiction. He arrived late, accompanied by his girlfriend, and went to sit by the piano. Nothing happened. Ray just sat on the stool, rocking back and..http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_06_20_archive.html#108821081913735651 cDc 384- June 24, 2004 There's a new t-file up on the main cDc site. Actually, it's not that new; it was posted on June 3. It's a sneaky file, which is why its release is only now being mentioned. It's the paper that Oxblood delivered at the CyberCrime and Digital Law Enforcement Conference at Yale Law School last March. Check it out -- cDc 384: "Hacktivism, From Here to There."http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_06_20_archive.html#108808003857899581 My mostest favorite website in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!- June 17, 2004 HERE! Buy stickers! Spread the word about the benefits to humanity that come from BABY SMASHING! (This has been an unpaid endorsement.)http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_06_13_archive.html#108750194382544967 fun 4 us, no fun 4 u- June 11, 2004 I forgot to tell this story. So on Tuesday afternoon, I was hanging out with my pal Texas Chef at Riverside Park, right on the Hudson River. At 79th St. there's a public boat dock, and so we wandered out there to check it out. Some nice boats all around. I dunno much about boats, but these were nice. So we're like, "Hey, let's jack one!" We crept up low around this pimp looking boat and see these guy standing around inside in his fuckin' bathrobe. Chef runs up and is all in his face,...http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_06_06_archive.html#108693931546915629 Mmmm....owl crafts.- June 10, 2004 A Treasury of Macrame Owls Bizarre Horse Mutilation in Northwestern Missouri: "June 5, 2004 - A pregnant mare had been seen alive the afternoon before and was discovered twenty-four hours later at 3 p.m., dead and mutilated. The unborn foal's back legs were still in the mare's abdomen, but its head seemed melted away by some incomprehensible force." Love really is blind: "Strong emotional ties to another person inhibit not only negative emotions but also affect the brain circuits involved in..http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_06_06_archive.html#108685710520845762 fantastic fantasy fan-fiction- June 8, 2004 It was a dark and stormy night. Rapper Biggie Smalls stretched and yawned. He patted his Klingon space-cow on the head with his big sticky fat hand and sighed, remembering the tumultuous passion of the past few hours. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door! "Open up, B.I.G.! We are Imperial Stormtroopers, here to arrest you for a heinous crime!" The oversexed MC didn't know what to do, so he decided to play it casual. He set out a folding lawn chair, grabbed an alcoholic drink with an...http://cultdeadcow.blogspot.com/2004_06_06_archive.html#108667842866629470 |