I SHOT THE DEPUTY -I SHOT THE DEPUTY IS IN NO WAY AFFILIATED WITH IPC MEDIA LIMITEDIndiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull- May 27, 2008 RUSSIANS! What an intro! The film is, of course, ludicrous. Who else would survive a nuclear blast by hiding in a (led-lined, obviously) fridge that is being blown around the desert for quite some distance. Who else would be able to fight someone in a moving vehicle from, well, another moving vehicle. Including climbing out of one side of said vehicle, getting back in the other side of said vehicle and still winning Purists will probably be annoyed at two aspects of the ending. One is -------,..http://ishotthedeputy.com/node/599 Oppenheimer Look Up (single on Fantastic Plastic)- May 27, 2008 At long last! Something new from Belfasts bestest electropopsters! Quick, everyone gather round and adore this band! If you like synths and perfect pop songs, you will love this. No really, you bloody well will. Since the self titled debut album was a collection of songs stretching back over ten years or so (you cant even tell that when listening to it though, for it all fits together perfectly), imagine the excitement of an entire new single coming out. Better still, its on limited edition...http://ishotthedeputy.com/node/598 A Woman's Weekly- May 15, 2008 I think I am addicted to weeklies. It all started quite innocently with fishing out a copy of Love It! Magazine to read in the bath. Next was Take A Break, followed by Real People and there isnt an end in sight. Now, I consider my self a reasonably educated semi-feminist. I have no understanding of cosmetic surgery or the latest weight loss fad. Neither am I a 15 year old single mother with hoop earrings and hair scraped back so tightly my eyes have started to wander towards my temples. But,...http://ishotthedeputy.com/node/597 Two in Three People suffer from STRESS at work!- May 3, 2008 so how can you beat it Sounds helpful enough, doesnt it Keep reading Alright then, now that you have handed me this four page free Scientology newspaper after work, I might as well. For I am, of course, one of the two in three people who suffer from STRESS at work. To help me realise this, you have helpfully printed the word STRESS in a massive red font that looks like its cracking up. Along with pictures of people who are supposed to look STRESSed. Theres a man with his head in his hands,...http://ishotthedeputy.com/node/596 Applicants, Untitled Musical Project and Elle Milano The Fly, London- May 3, 2008 Up until now I didnt even know this venue existed. Looks like the evil Barfly people are expanding left, right and centre. The venue is okay, if a little small and the sound is abysmal. Mind you, never trust a sound engineer with dreadlocks. This was the first time Id seen Applicants, so I cant be sure what they sound like in a decent venue. They were covered in fake blood and had a girl in some kind of leotard and what appeared to be tennis shorts. Marvellous. Soundwise, think carcrash. In...http://ishotthedeputy.com/node/595 |