lizardmaster.com Politics, Fishing, Commodores, and Lizards!The Lizard Master's blog, travels, diary, fishing, lizards, and funny.This day is full of laughs...- July 31, 2008 Factcheck.org slammed this new commercial by John McCain, but it does a good enough job on its own merits. This is a funny ad by a campaign that is obviously desperate. It's also funny that McCain fired his campaign manager about a month back....Wasn't he in an even worse position when his team came up with a strategy in the primary Sounds like a poor strategy to fire that guy. Anyway, McCain does get some credit for lasting a week before going negative.http://www.lizardmaster.com/displayone.cfm?docid=3530 Possible Most Memorable Joke For July...- July 31, 2008 Fart Jokes trace back to 1900 BC. "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap." That's some ancient funny right there. Why is it we always try to find out who killed who instead of what the running terlit humor of the day was Just something deep to think about.http://www.lizardmaster.com/displayone.cfm?docid=3528 It's no wonder no one wants to play with feminists...- July 29, 2008 Today I stumbled upon a story about a new sony game called "Fat Princess." From the article: The concept of Sony's recently announced game Fat Princess sounds intriguing and unique. On the surface it's a simple capture-the-flag game, but with a rather unique twist. The object of the game is to capture the opposing team's princess, but to make it more difficult to carry her, players can feed her cake to make her fatter. Well apparently this unique concept doesn't sit well...http://www.lizardmaster.com/displayone.cfm?docid=3525 Definitive Movie Rankings: The Top Five Martial Arts Films- July 28, 2008 Use head for something other than target. Mr. Miyagi There are very few lessons in life that cannot be learned by watching a good kung fu movie. Kung fu movies have taught us that when a rival family defiles the honor of our family by killing all of our living relatives and desecrating our family’s dojo, the only proper recourse is revenge – kung fu style. These movies have also taught our law enforcement agencies that sometimes the best way to bring...http://www.lizardmaster.com/displayone.cfm?docid=3524 Matthew Cochrane Hurts TLM Street Cred...- July 25, 2008 Between work and school there is absolutely no time to breathe lately. So when Matthew Cochrane offered to do a guest blog series on movie reviews, it was a welcomed event. Today, that all changed. I was alerted by a reader that tiny_josser over at Gunslinger's blog claimed she was The Lizard Master (tm). Well, that could not stand. Here is our correspondence: Quenby Sheree (tiny_josser) replied to a comment you left in a...http://www.lizardmaster.com/displayone.cfm?docid=3522 Parking in Miami...- July 24, 2008 This was taken by a lizard scout in Miami today. The person may actually still be parking, sometimes old people are so short they are hard to see.:http://www.lizardmaster.com/displayone.cfm?docid=3521 Definitive Movie Rankings: The Top Five Animated Films- July 23, 2008 Fantasy, if it's really convincing, can't become dated for the simple reason that it represents a flight into a dimension that lies beyond the reach of time. Walt Disney The Christian is the one whose imagination should fly beyond the stars. Francis Schaeffer In my recent post about Five Year Books, a comment was left asking me if I had any Five Year Movies (movies that are so good they should be watched at least once every five years). The quick answer is no as I...http://www.lizardmaster.com/displayone.cfm?docid=3520 Worst Thing Since Crazy Cat Lady...- July 14, 2008 The Lizard Master is currently trying to become the Lizard Doctor, but there has been an interesting bit of news that couldn't go un-posted. This has to be the sickest tragedy since the Bella Horrors. Fortunately, the commenters seem to agree. PETA may be getting a letter.http://www.lizardmaster.com/displayone.cfm?docid=3513 Technology Post...- July 3, 2008 Doughboy was complaining I don't post much about technology. Well today I was loggin' on my BBS and I got this message: hi! I tried to page you a bunch of times, but you never answered. I figured, how often does someone "page a SysOp" in this day and age! lol and I thought you might be happy to chat. But I Guess I Musta Caught You At a Bad Time anyways, just wanted to say Thanx for keeping the board up. it's definitely one of the Coolest. Aw hell.. It ROCKS!...http://www.lizardmaster.com/displayone.cfm?docid=3506 From The Deep of the Web, July 2008...- July 1, 2008 Technology jobs not hurt by a slow down in the economy, but Starbucks is. Barack Obama wants to expand Bush's Faith Based Programs "The challenges we face today ... are simply too big for government to solve alone," Obama said. Would you send your kids here From the yea friggin right file, Will Smith is bank rolling a new school that supposedly isn't a school of Scientology. "...they have selected a group of Scientologists, including the Director of Learning,...http://www.lizardmaster.com/displayone.cfm?docid=3505 |