(Untitled)- January 20, 2006 . 11906 An Open Letter to All Those Who Have Made a New Years Resolution to Get Healthy: Hi. How are you Good. So, its nice and all that youve decided that this is the year that youre going to lose weight and get healthy. Yes yes, I know, you all want to look better and feel fit. I understand. But heres the thing why did you have to join my gym I mean heck, not only are your extrahttp://dadsonthecouch.blogspot.com/2006/01/blog-post_113776498825940085.html (Untitled)- January 20, 2006 . 11206 Toasters, Buzz, and Uma A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world. -Edmond de Goncourt As I'm sure I've noted before, the Big Apple, as nobody really calls it, is truly the best place imaginable to take advantage of all the world's finest art, music, theatre and toasters. Well, I suppose the toaster thing only really applies if you includehttp://dadsonthecouch.blogspot.com/2006/01/blog-post_113776476164181876.html (Untitled)- January 20, 2006 . 10403 2006. Finally. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -Groucho Marx Good heavens, is it 2006 already Well, I suppose that explains the Douglas fir in my living room and all the empty champagne bottles under my Dick Clark shrine. Yes, the holidays seem to have come and gone, although not a moment too soon, if you ask me. Sure, Christmas is always a great time, but it ishttp://dadsonthecouch.blogspot.com/2006/01/blog-post_113776451550019363.html (Untitled)- January 20, 2006 . 122106 Ho, ho... ho The holidays are a time of year that evoke so many very different things for people. Some, mostly children and the young at heart, see the holidays as a time of magic and wonderment. Others, curmudgeons and cranks alike, may have a slightly less sanguine view of the season. (Bah!) I enjoy the holidays as much as the next parent, of course, and it really is especiallyhttp://dadsonthecouch.blogspot.com/2006/01/blog-post_113776430657931933.html (Untitled)- January 20, 2006 . 120906 Rapture Watch The End-Times are nigh, nay-sayers. That's right, as any fan of Air America's own Cardinal Milfington can tell you, the Rapture is upon us. How do I know this, you ask The End-Time indicators are as clear as they are ominous. And no, I'm not talking about any namby-pamby wars or social unrest. Nor do I mean any famines, flu pandemics or the seemingly endless reign ofhttp://dadsonthecouch.blogspot.com/2006/01/blog-post_20.html |