(Untitled)- November 30, 2004 Chop Chop So I'm on the phone yesterday with the Managing Director of my work and we're talking about having a Vasectomy. Now there's a sentence you don't hear every day. But yes I was talking to my Managing Director about having the chop. I've never tried to hide the fact that I now shoot blanks and have even gone to the extent of describing the entire thing in detail for anyone who is planning on getting one. But I suppose yesterday was the first time I had ever done so over the...http://househusband.blogspot.com/2004/12/chop-chop-so-im-on-phone-yesterday.html (Untitled)- November 29, 2004 When a Poo'n' needs Do'n' If you walked into a Public Toilet and saw some guy with his face pressed up against the crack in the door of one of the cubicles, what would your first reaction be "What the!..." "Why did I choose today to leave my mace and stun gun at home" or of course "Wow what's George Michael doing here" When little kids need to use Public Toilets this is sometimes what happens. Taking a wizz is no problem. In fact it's all a lot of fun. In the words of George Castanza...http://househusband.blogspot.com/2004/11/when-poon-needs-don-if-you-walked-into.html (Untitled)- November 28, 2004 Emergency Party Loot Bags & The Politics of Pass the Parcel The party was a complete success and amazingly did not involve anyone suffering heat stroke. Just like the average age in a wanky inner city Wine Bar, the temperature steadily rose into the high 30's. This made being outside only slightly better than the screaming and shrieking bouncing off the walls inside. At least it wasn't raining like most of our other parties. Friday night saw us frantically planning for the next day's...http://househusband.blogspot.com/2004/11/emergency-party-loot-bags-politics-of.html (Untitled)- November 26, 2004 T Minus 12.5 hrs and counting They're coming...http://househusband.blogspot.com/2004/11/t-minus-12.html (Untitled)- November 24, 2004 The calm before the storm It's now about T minus 48hrs until the house will be filled with the shrieks, cries and sugar induced craziness of 3 and 4 year olds. My youngest boy is turning 3 tomorrow and his obligatory party is Saturday. It's coming has been like the countdown to Santas arrival, "Only two more sleeps until my party!" As anyone who has been to one of these before could tell you, there is no accurate way to describe what you are up for until you experiernce it for the...http://househusband.blogspot.com/2004/11/calm-before-storm-its-now-about-t.html (Untitled)- November 22, 2004 Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain It's funny watching back all the movies you used to watch over and over as a kid. The other night me and the boys sat down to watch The Wizard of Oz for the first time. It was very similar to their first time watching Star Wars where they were constantly asking questions for the first 15 mins. And let's face it, there is some pretty funky stuff in this movie. "Dad, why is Monkey Blue "Dad, why is the Monkey Flying "Dad, why is that lady...http://househusband.blogspot.com/2004/11/pay-no-attention-to-that-man-behind.html (Untitled)- November 21, 2004 Shouldn't a Pussy Tickler be on the top lip for it to work ... Ahhh I get it now... Waiting at the Arrivals Gate of Sydney Airport yesterday with my two boys, I notice that the women standing next to me seems a little familiar. Where have I seen her before I turn around again to try and place her but she just gives me a polite smile and says nothing. Then after a few more minutes, she says to little boy she is battling with; "Why can't you stand still and be quiet just like those...http://househusband.blogspot.com/2004/11/shouldnt-pussy-tickler-be-on-top-lip.html |