Yummy BroccoliSalesmanship at Dinner time- November 28, 2005 I've discovered a way to get my kids to eat just about anything I give them at the moment. You see they are at the age where they will believe anything you tell them because you are an adult. Parents and Teachers alike have been taking advantage of this for centuries, getting in while they can before the kids grow up and realise that they've been spun a whole boat load of crap for so long and they don't have to take it any more. So when I'm asked "what's for dinner", my answer is always...http://househusband.blogspot.com/2005/11/yummy-broccolisalesmanship-at-dinner.html (Untitled)- November 22, 2005 OMG Check out the rack on Baby Jesus!!! As I searched my son's school bag the other day for uneaten lunches etc... I came across an activity sheet he had been working on. It was from the scripture class that all Public School kids have once a week and I noticed something strange about the picture. It seemed to me that the Baby Jesus had quite the impressive set of breasts! I asked him (my son not Jebus) what these things were on the picture and his reply, "They're boobies...http://househusband.blogspot.com/2005/11/omg-check-out-rack-on-baby-jesus-as-i.html (Untitled)- November 17, 2005 Dobbed in "One day when we were in the car and Mummy was taking us to school we couldn't move for a very long time because there were so many cars" "Really When was that" "It was a couple of days ago and we were very late to school and Mummy was saying lots and lots of swear words" "Wow" "Yes and she kept saying naughty words and we could move because there were so many cars. She was a naughty girl wasn't she Daddy"http://househusband.blogspot.com/2005/11/dobbed-in-one-day-when-we-were-in-car.html (Untitled)- November 13, 2005 The Counting of the Three. Taming Rouge States and kids in shopping centres. What do you think when you hear the phrase one...twooooo...Don't let me get to three...THREE!! Brings back the memories huh If you're a parent you've probably already applied this staple of discipline at home, a shopping centre or where ever else your little hellion(s) are causing a scene. If you're a Monty Python fan, you may associate it with the employment of the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch. This is the..http://househusband.blogspot.com/2005/11/counting-of-three.html (Untitled)- November 6, 2005 You're in it Dad "Dad that ring on your finger means you love Mummy." "Yes it does." "And Dad, that ring means you're in love with mummy." "It sure does." "And that means you're in it. It means you're right in it." "I sure am boy. I sure am"http://househusband.blogspot.com/2005/11/youre-in-it-dad-dad-that-ring-on-your.html (Untitled)- November 5, 2005 My son grabs bums at the Supermarket My son has started up quite an embarrassing habit in the Supermarket. While he's sitting in the trolley or standing on the front of it, he's started to hold out his hand as we go up and down the aisles. Normally this would not really be a problem except he doesn't care what his hand happens to come in contact with. Maybe he'll grab some fabric softener, maybe he'll grab some tomato sauce, or just maybe he'll grab some women's ass as she searches the...http://househusband.blogspot.com/2005/11/my-son-grabs-bums-at-supermarket-my.html |