Inside my tough exterior, it gets even tougher; there's no chewy, nougat center.Inside my tough exterior, it gets even tougher; there's no chewy, nougat center. - LiveJournal.comGoing once, going twice, SOLD!- November 11, 2004 On Survivor last, A week in the past,Red Shirt said "Bye-Bye".Coffee and juiceGave Yasur a boost,And we got to see Rory cry.Lopevi defeated,back home they retreated,about John they talked trash.Lazy and worthless,he got really nervous,And Julie showed off her ass.Sarge pitched a tent,from seeing her skin,and made deals that couldn't be broken.So when council begandespite how much he plannedJohn was told: "The tribe has spoken".Cue opening creditsSection the first: "Sluts don't need a...http://brujah8.livejournal.com/58196.html New Uneasy Rider- November 8, 2004 Man, I love me some internet (the rest of this entry is read to the metre of "Uneasy Rider" if you know it....if not, download and listen to it. It's. Fucking. Funny.); I was trollin' around looking for tunes, when i found a song by that same ol' dudeWho wrote "uneasy rider", 'cept this was '88.It's about he and his buddy went into a barbuncha gay guys run 'em off to their carAnd he got thrown into the jail for driving like he was late.It's a funny song, don't need to tell you twicegot a...http://brujah8.livejournal.com/58079.html Survivor Update- November 4, 2004 Coupla things:1. sorry all for the last minute post. I kinda lost track of the whole deal. 2. Sorry for the lack-of-funny in this summary. I'm holding out for TAR (the amazing race) for all my good stuff. 3. that's all....onto the summarizational:================Previously on Survivor Vanuatu: Islands of Whiner:Rory finds himself on Yasur-Massah's auction block, and tells the ladies he won't be a slave for them anymore. Twila and Sarge share a moment. Eliza can't rassle a hog, and...http://brujah8.livejournal.com/57831.html |