Driver 8A real nowhere man sitting in his nowhere land making all his nowhere plans for nobody.(Untitled)- July 6, 2003 The following rejected Plastic submission ("appreciated, but declined due to lack of user interest;" you'll see) would have probably made more sense had I posted it last Thursday, or Friday at most. Well, if I was too lazy to come up with something new, it wasn't much of a stretch to not put the effort to be timely. This 4th, Just Say No To Fireworks What would a 4th of July be like without fireworks After considering the tons of metals and poisons that burst to the air on every...http://blogs.salon.com/0001118/2003/07/05.html#a517 (Untitled)- July 5, 2003 SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHUNCLE FUCKA Sorry, that was pretty puerile. But so was the movie I just finished watching. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut The fact that Comedy Central was able to show this movie without any cuts and "bleeps" due to the nature of its content was, as Cartman would put it, "super sweet." They did have to air it at 1 in the AM to be able to pull this stunt; pretty fancy, anyway. Does this mean that Orgazmo is next Update, July 31, 2003 Thanks to Harald for..http://blogs.salon.com/0001118/2003/07/05.html#a516 (Untitled)- July 3, 2003 Time for yet anotherDeclined submission (no thanks): A Thinking Person's Anime &151; No Irony Intended Japanese animation, despite having a wide audience on the Western shores, is still considered a treat for kids and obsessives, a form whose range barely covers from cute, fuzzy whatizits to &151;uh&151; stag films. But when we're ready to dismiss the thing altogether, something comes along that shows more nuance than the usual 30-minute saucer-eyed show. Something that focuses on...http://blogs.salon.com/0001118/2003/07/03.html#a515 (Untitled)- July 2, 2003 Can you tell me Luis Mandoki's date of birth Huh What do you want with a guy like Mandoki Have you ever paid close attention to the movies he's made Trapped"...brisk hack job..." Angel Eyes"...a snooze..." Message in a Bottle"...Luis Mandoki drags the torture out for two-plus hours." You don't care what I say. Fine! See if I give a damn then: the Internet Movie Database page for Mandoki doesn't give his date of birth, only his city of birth (Mexico City). Good luck elsewhere, chump.http://blogs.salon.com/0001118/2003/07/01.html#a514 (Untitled)- July 1, 2003 Garry Trudeau is at it again. This time, he has aimed his rapier wit to the issue of the intelligence presented by the President to make the case for war. And as he shows, all it may take to continue coming up with such convincing "evidence" is the proper training... June 23: "...we're learning to tailor intelligence to fit policy." June 24: "'...Enhancing Risk Assesments.'" June 25: "Be creative!" June 26: "You bring in the garbage." June 27: "...we're here to serve the President." June 28:...http://blogs.salon.com/0001118/2003/07/01.html#a513 |