The SimonThe Simon Magazine: Weekly commentary, satire, and opinions on entertainment and politics"Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull": Goodbye, Mr. Jones- May 29, 2008 Audiences have been waiting years for another romp as fun as "Raiders of the Lost Ark". I'm still waiting.http://www.thesimon.com/magazine/articles/guy_movies/01578_indiana_jones_kingdom_crystal_s... If They Could Sashimi Now- May 28, 2008 Rolling my own sushi.http://www.thesimon.com/magazine/articles/the_banquet_of_life/01577_if_sashimi_now.html Touch Your Self Help: On Anxiety- May 22, 2008 Feeling anxious but don't know why Our resident self-help guru may have the answers.http://www.thesimon.com/magazine/articles/touch_your_self_help/01575_touch_self_help_anxie... Our Readers Respond: On Obama- May 19, 2008http://www.thesimon.com/magazine/articles/letters_to_the_simon/01574_our_readers_respond_o... Do You Hear the People Sing: The Modern American High School Musical- May 16, 2008 "For a select few, the high school play is far more than a mere chance to socialize and have after school fun. For these maniacs it is nothing less than an out-of-town Broadway tryout."http://www.thesimon.com/magazine/articles/curtain_calls/01572_do_hear_people_sing_modern_a... Concessions Speech- May 16, 2008 On chewing your way through celluloid.http://www.thesimon.com/magazine/articles/the_banquet_of_life/01573_concessions_speech.htm... "Iron Man": My Rocket Suit's Bigger Than Your Rocket Suit- May 13, 2008 Yet another lost opportunity to make a truly smart popcorn movie.http://www.thesimon.com/magazine/articles/guy_movies/01571_iron_man_rocket_suits_bigger_th... Touch Your Self Help: On Polling- May 7, 2008 Just how reliable is political polling Our resident self-help expert gets the truth.http://www.thesimon.com/magazine/articles/touch_your_self_help/01570_touch_self_help_polli... The Clinton Campaign Goes to the Movies- May 6, 2008 Our political correspondent has been away reporting on the Democratic campaign for the 2008 Presidential Election since January. On the eve of the Indiana and North Carolina primaries, he uncovered a series of heretofore-unforeseen internal strategy memos from the Hillary campaign detailing Senator Clinton's efforts to woo voters in those states using our shared language of film...http://www.thesimon.com/magazine/articles/telling_stories/01568_the_clinton_campaign_goes_... |