Celebrity Gossip by Derek HailCelebrity Gossip, Celebrity Pictures, and Hot Girls with a humorous twist.Camilla Belle Displays the Importance of Kempt Eyebrows- September 17, 2008 For all those who ever wandered what Frida Kahlo would look like if she took a razor to her face and put something on that wasn&8217;t traditional Spanish garb, you&8217;ll find your answer in Camilla Belle. If Camilla&8217;s doppelganger looked halfway as clean and freakin&8217; shiny as Cam, then she wouldn&8217;t have attracted all those ...http://www.derekhail.com/2008/09/17/camilla-belle-displays-the-importance-of-kempt-eyebrow... Marisa Miller Owns Your Soul- September 17, 2008 At this point, if Marisa Miller was promoting a new fragrance that was basically acid in a bottle, I, in my trance-like state, would nod yes and ask for two more. She could have a dictatorship in seconds controlled by her breasts alone, and I would be on the frontline being whipped by her henchmen, ...http://www.derekhail.com/2008/09/17/marisa-miller-owns-your-soul/ Shauna Sands Knows How to Get Into Clubs- September 17, 2008 If most women showed up at a club dressed like Shauna Sands, I guarantee you wouldn&8217;t have any more problems getting through the entrance. Hell, that would be the least of your problems. You would have to dedicate more time trying to figure out your escape route, because there is no way you&8217;re making it ...http://www.derekhail.com/2008/09/17/shauna-sands-knows-how-to-get-into-clubs/ Carla Gugino: Let My Supple and Supported People Go- September 17, 2008 Don&8217;t let that smile of Carla Gugino fool you. Although she may be attendence in the 2008 Freedom Awards, she unsuspectingly doesn&8217;t realize that she still is celebrating some form of societal detainment being a woman living in the United States. I am here to advocate that there are no free women until all man-made ...http://www.derekhail.com/2008/09/17/carla-gugino-let-my-supple-and-supported-people-go/ Katy Perry and Her Big Fat Head- September 16, 2008 Okay, after seeing Katy Perry in her German photo shoot, I&8217;m really getting bothered by having to see her elongated head all the time. I have to admit, it was cute at first because she was wearing some lingerie getup, but now fully coming to the realization that Ted Danson has a little bit of ...http://www.derekhail.com/2008/09/16/katy-perry-and-her-big-fat-head/ Jenna Fischer Celebrates Being a Creepy Cat Lady- September 16, 2008 For the Kitten Rescue&8217;s 1st Annual Furball Event, Jenna Fischer showed up showing some spirit. While she donned her best Tweety Bird yellow ensemble, I&8217;m quite sure someone in a tuxedo was sputtering out &8220;Sufferin&8217; succotash!&8221; Yeah&8230; anyways, after seeing her role on &8220;The Office,&8221; there&8217;s no real surprise about Jenna being a cat lover. Related ...http://www.derekhail.com/2008/09/16/jenna-fischer-celebrates-being-a-creepy-cat-lady/ Anne Hathaway is Halfway Okay- September 16, 2008 I have to admit, although Anne Hathaway isn&8217;t on the top of my list of celebrities that I would allow into my bedroom, the photos of her for the premiere of her movie &8220;Rachel Getting Married&8221; makes me want to let bygones be bygones and at least slip her in near the last fifty. I ...http://www.derekhail.com/2008/09/16/anne-hathaway-is-halfway-okay/ Sarah Silverman Likes To Play Dress Up- September 16, 2008 Let this be proof that comedians (especially the females) should mostly be heard and not seen or, in Sarah Silverman&8217;s case, not exist. Not only are they all mostly ugly and have some sort of social disorder, when asked to look at least a little bit sexy, they show up in their Easter dress from ...http://www.derekhail.com/2008/09/16/sarah-silverman-likes-to-play-dress-up/ Afternoon Links and Eva Mendes Sexual Conquests- September 16, 2008 Nadine Velazquez sizzles in maxim yet again - Popoholic Katherine McPhee shows us her smarts - The Grumpiest Megan Fox from October 2008 GQ magazine - Bastardly Felicity Huffman says that Eva Longoria Parker isn&8217;t pregnant, &8220;just fat.&8221; - INO Eva Mendes: &8220;I&8217;ve had sex in all 50 states&8221; - Celebitchy Jennifer Lopez finishes triathlon, almost drowned ...http://www.derekhail.com/2008/09/16/afternoon-links-and-eva-mendes-sexual-conquests/ Julianne Hough May Be the Only Good Thing About This Weekend- September 15, 2008 I feel like I&8217;m somehow going to be responsible for ruining the day for some, and causing nightmares for many nights to come for others. Before you run off and prepare your nooses in a desperate attempt to erase all of these horrible memories soon to follow down below, please take these pictures of Julianne ...http://www.derekhail.com/2008/09/15/julianne-hough-may-be-the-only-good-thing-about-this-w... |